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Posted on 08/14/2009 6:20:47 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/14/2009 6:34:13 AM PDT
by
Zeppelin
(Where have you gone, Joe McCarthy, oh? A nation turns illiberel eyes to you...oo oo oo...)
To: Lucky9teen
Don't forget the Popsicles!
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posted on
08/14/2009 6:34:33 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
How would YOU like to have the job of "squid shaver" ?
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posted on
08/14/2009 6:35:33 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Zeppelin
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posted on
08/14/2009 6:35:44 AM PDT
by
Zeppelin
(Where have you gone, Joe McCarthy, oh? A nation turns illiberel eyes to you...oo oo oo...)
To: Lucky9teen
IN!!! WOOHOO IT’S FRIDAY!!!!!!
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posted on
08/14/2009 6:35:47 AM PDT
by
alarm rider
(Live free or die.)
To: Lucky9teen
No sex since 1955
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event
hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom
approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
‘Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
something bothering you?’
Negative, ma’am. Just serious by nature. ‘
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, ‘It
looks like you have seen a lot of action.’
‘Yes, ma’am, a lot of action.’
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
‘You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.’
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally
the young lady said, ‘You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong
way, but when was the last time you had sex?’
‘1955, ma’am.’
‘Well, there you are. No wonder you’re so serious. You really need to
chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to
a private room where she proceeded to ‘relax’ him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
said, ‘Wow, you sure didn’t forget much since 1955.’
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his
watch, ‘I hope not; it’s only 2130 now.’
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posted on
08/14/2009 6:35:55 AM PDT
by
Sax
To: Nateman
To: Lucky9teen
BULLETIN
This just in:
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posted on
08/14/2009 6:40:15 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
BULLETIN
This just in:
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posted on
08/14/2009 6:40:40 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
BULLETIN
I wish they all could be California girls:
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posted on
08/14/2009 6:41:39 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
BULLETIN
This just in:
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posted on
08/14/2009 6:42:16 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
BULLETIN
This just in:
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posted on
08/14/2009 6:43:18 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
| You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream |
 You are kind, popular, and generous.
You tend to be successful at anything you try.
A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd.
You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream. |
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posted on
08/14/2009 6:43:29 AM PDT
by
constitutiongirl
("Duty is ours. Consequences are God's."- General Thomas 'Stonewall' Jackson)
To: Lucky9teen
BULLETIN
Does PETA approve this?:
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posted on
08/14/2009 6:44:12 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
BULLETIN
This just in:
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posted on
08/14/2009 6:44:52 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
BULLETIN
"Death Panels" confirmed:
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posted on
08/14/2009 6:45:57 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
BULLETIN
I suppose that could be expected:
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posted on
08/14/2009 6:47:07 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
BULLETIN
Spray some on Uncle Bill!
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posted on
08/14/2009 6:47:46 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
BULLETIN
OMG RU OK?
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posted on
08/14/2009 6:48:57 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
BULLETIN
Keeps 'em off the streets, I guess...?
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posted on
08/14/2009 6:49:44 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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