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INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE YEAR ZOT!!!!!
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| 5/3/51
| DR Roth
Posted on 08/08/2009 4:31:06 PM PDT by ifonlyallusawerenyc
HELLO!? Is this thing on? Good! Listen! Don't vote for Sarah Palin In 2012! America is attacked in 2013 she uses FEMA to lock up her oppenents and then takes over the world! Also they find a cure for Down syndrome and Trig becomes a brutal dictator killing billions!
This helps Michelle Obama XII Become intergalactic dictator. Please don't vote for... OMG! Someones coming!
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To: Monkey Face
That’s a great idea!
I’m trying this method of sanity preservation first thing tomorrow.
781
posted on
09/15/2009 5:21:56 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: Monkey Face
782
posted on
09/15/2009 5:23:36 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: NicknamedBob
Ugh. Double ugh. Zombies.
783
posted on
09/15/2009 5:27:36 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Leave the presence of a fool, for there you do not meet words of knowledge."~Pr. 14:7)
To: Tax-chick
784
posted on
09/15/2009 5:44:49 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar
I associate dentistry with zombies. Bad experiences.
785
posted on
09/15/2009 5:45:37 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Leave the presence of a fool, for there you do not meet words of knowledge."~Pr. 14:7)
To: Tax-chick
Too bad. I don’t have much angst over dentists, for all I remember the old rotary drills, went through orthodontia (after having 8 teeth removed), and so on.
786
posted on
09/15/2009 5:56:59 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan
I should have gotten frequent flier miles for the hours I’ve spent in the dental chair.
I don’t let the discomfort factor affect the way I behave. If I need to go, I go.
787
posted on
09/15/2009 6:09:27 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Having the Government care for you, and having it NOT care for you, is just whether you get a bill.)
To: NicknamedBob
I should have gotten frequent flier miles for the hours I’ve spent in the dental chair. Only if they gave you gas. Otherwise you get frequent-dental miles. Accumulate enough of those and you get a free trip in the dental chair of your choice. Blackout dates may apply.
788
posted on
09/15/2009 6:13:50 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar; fanfan; ThomasThomas
Never had gas.
Sodium Pentothal once for an extraction, but it didn’t make me tell the truth, to tell the truth.
789
posted on
09/15/2009 6:24:35 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Having the Government care for you, and having it NOT care for you, is just whether you get a bill.)
To: All
790
posted on
09/15/2009 6:25:14 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: NicknamedBob
If my worst problem was gas, I wouldn’t have to eat the toad.
791
posted on
09/15/2009 6:46:30 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: NicknamedBob
792
posted on
09/15/2009 6:48:45 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Leave the presence of a fool, for there you do not meet words of knowledge."~Pr. 14:7)
To: fanfan
793
posted on
09/15/2009 6:50:21 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Leave the presence of a fool, for there you do not meet words of knowledge."~Pr. 14:7)
To: Tax-chick
794
posted on
09/16/2009 4:11:25 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Leave the presence of a fool, for there you do not meet words of knowledge."~Pr. 14:7)
To: Tax-chick
Don’t annoy that cat. Those knives are just a little too conveniently within reach.
And she looks as though she wouldn’t hesitate to use them.
795
posted on
09/16/2009 5:06:37 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Having the Government care for you, and having it NOT care for you, is just whether you get a bill.)
To: NicknamedBob
“If only we had thumbs, we could destroy so much!”
796
posted on
09/16/2009 5:22:43 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Leave the presence of a fool, for there you do not meet words of knowledge."~Pr. 14:7)
To: Tax-chick
So much
more, you mean.
As it is, they have to collaborate with the dogs. That's what gives them that perrennial expression of annoyance.
They knock things off the counter, and the dogs chew them up. Thumbs aren't needed when you have minions.
797
posted on
09/16/2009 5:30:41 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Having the Government care for you, and having it NOT care for you, is just whether you get a bill.)
To: NicknamedBob
798
posted on
09/16/2009 5:49:49 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Leave the presence of a fool, for there you do not meet words of knowledge."~Pr. 14:7)
To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; sionnsar; Dead Corpse; fanfan; All
799
posted on
09/16/2009 6:20:15 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; sionnsar; Dead Corpse; fanfan; All
800
posted on
09/16/2009 6:20:15 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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