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INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE YEAR ZOT!!!!!
Starbase 5 Proxima 7 ^ | 5/3/51 | DR Roth

Posted on 08/08/2009 4:31:06 PM PDT by ifonlyallusawerenyc

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To: NicknamedBob; sionnsar; ThomasThomas

701 posted on 09/14/2009 3:55:29 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: Tax-chick; sionnsar; Monkey Face

Well, I got through the weekend, stumbling from one self-generated disaster to another.

Now I’m about to go to work, where I can be remunerated commensurate with my abilities.

Serves me right.


702 posted on 09/14/2009 4:33:08 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Having the Government care for you, and having it NOT care for you, is just whether you get a bill.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Good luck.


703 posted on 09/14/2009 5:27:06 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: Tax-chick

Trying to keep the people organized for schoolwork. They keep disappearing! What is this, Hogwarts?


704 posted on 09/14/2009 7:04:57 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: NicknamedBob

Yup. In the office and lo and behold, there isn’t a ton of e-mail waiting to eat up the morning. So maybe I can catch up on last week.


705 posted on 09/14/2009 7:51:39 AM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Tax-chick; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; fanfan; All

Hello, Ganag!

I’ve been busy this morning, but I have no idea how long I’m going to last...

(Thanks to freecycle.com, I now own a photo printer!!)


706 posted on 09/14/2009 8:53:23 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Tax-chick

If it’s Hogwarts, I want to be there!!


707 posted on 09/14/2009 8:54:08 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Monkey Face

I could send the little boys to investigate a secret passage, and maybe they’d be gone all day ... Unfortunately, it’s the ones with work to do who disappear, not the ones who are running around shrieking.

I have to go to the post office - my mom wants me to overnight mail something to her lawyer.

Congrats on the photo printer!


708 posted on 09/14/2009 9:03:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: Tax-chick

It has everything but ink!! LOL!

Can’t you do the Overnight thing at Stamps.com?


709 posted on 09/14/2009 9:05:44 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Monkey Face

I haven’t tried it, and I don’t want to have it not get there. We need to go to Wal-mart, too, and maybe I’ll run into the Union library to see what DVDs are on the shelf.

Frank really needs a nap, so an extended car trip will be just the thing.


710 posted on 09/14/2009 9:08:24 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: Tax-chick

Yep. I know the feeling!!


711 posted on 09/14/2009 11:13:35 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Monkey Face
Congrats on the printer.

Up for my mid-year review in a few minutes. At least I got a bit better sleep last night than I have for a week.

712 posted on 09/14/2009 12:53:32 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: sionnsar

Then you should pass in flying colors and get the raise you so richly deserve!!

Keep us posted...


713 posted on 09/14/2009 1:06:43 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Monkey Face

Line at the Post Office, but at least the papers are in the mail.


714 posted on 09/14/2009 1:21:47 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: Tax-chick

That’s good!!
(The photo printer looks like it’s never been used...)


715 posted on 09/14/2009 1:26:09 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Monkey Face
It seems I came through with flying colors. The negatives weren't negative, just areas where I could shore up things a bit -- and as my American boss notes, may have been based on a lack of knowledge of what I do since so little of it involves the local company.

Some of it was on themselves: "We aren't leveraging him as much as we could."

But the plan ahead looks really good. I am happy. *\:^)

No ink for the printer? You know the ink's the most expensive part. *\:-( OTOH, you have a printer. I'm about to move the early 90s laser printer upstairs just to have one. The inkjets are near dead.

716 posted on 09/14/2009 1:49:36 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Monkey Face

No raise, BTW. Those happen on the annual reviews and until business turns up they’re not likely.


717 posted on 09/14/2009 1:50:17 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: sionnsar

Good for you!
I knew you would do good!!

Usually, I get my ink at Walgreen’s. They refill cartridges and for me, black is $10 and color is $15. It’s much easier to pay that than it is to buy a brand new cartridge.

(I’m always looking for ways to cut my expenses!!!)


718 posted on 09/14/2009 1:53:41 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: sionnsar

Well, hang in there...it will come!


719 posted on 09/14/2009 1:54:35 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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(I’m always looking for ways to cut my expenses!!!)

Aren't we all. LoM learned she could trade in one of our definct printers for $50 off on a new $150 HP combo printer/scanner/FAX/whatever (HP is good because they support Linux), but... I dunno.

720 posted on 09/14/2009 2:03:20 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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