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INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE YEAR ZOT!!!!!
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Posted on 08/08/2009 4:31:06 PM PDT by ifonlyallusawerenyc

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To: Monkey Face
Your body is trying to heal itself, so it slapped you into sleep!!

Have to consider I was up until midnight too. I've laid down the law (I think *\;-); I simply cannot stay up that late. I pay for it the next day -- though staying up that late includes overseas travel, there it gets bundled into jet-lag issues.

Lessee... about midnight here the lay I leave for Strasbourg, I'll be making my way from CDG airport north of Paris to ORL (ORY?) south of Paris. I am going to be so trashed when I make it to the hotel 9 to 10 hours after that.

421 posted on 09/05/2009 6:14:53 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Monkey Face

The dog rode in the truck. Bill says she dribbled all over the back seat! I don’t ride in the truck very often ...

The house is very nice - six bedrooms, and I found the vacuum and some Lysol! Trash day is Thursday.

Tomorrow we’ll go to church in Mooresville, over toward the interstate, and then the kids can get in the lake. So can the dog.

Frank’s gone to bed, and I’m on my way there very shortly. I’m afraid I won’t be able to post kittehs from here; i don’t know how to work this laptop very well.


422 posted on 09/05/2009 6:47:51 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
"I’m afraid I won’t be able to post kittehs from here; i don’t know how to work this laptop very well."

You're doing great!

Towels, a vacuum, and Lysol. What more could one ask?

423 posted on 09/05/2009 6:55:39 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Obama's given us new momentum!" -- Yeah? Well so did blowing the scuttle plates on the Bismarck.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I might have to go to Target and buy some shorts. I’m not sure I can kayak in a dress!


424 posted on 09/05/2009 7:04:10 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: Tax-chick

By all means, buy the shorts. And some sunscreen.

And some shampoo for the dog.


425 posted on 09/05/2009 7:13:47 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Obama's given us new momentum!" -- Yeah? Well so did blowing the scuttle plates on the Bismarck.)
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To: Monkey Face; stephenjohnbanker; sionnsar; Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; fanfan; ...

Tagline.


426 posted on 09/05/2009 7:25:16 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Having the Government care for you, and having it NOT care for you, is just whether you get a bill.)
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To: NicknamedBob

We brought sunscreen and insect repellent! I got three mosquito bites in the house this evening; I put hydrogen peroxide on them, found it under the bathroom sink.

We’ll have to give the dog a good wash when we get home. The people renting the next house over have a dog, too; Ash wants to be friends.


427 posted on 09/05/2009 7:25:45 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: Tax-chick

Good night all! No kittehs, but I’ll say Howya sometime tomorrow.


428 posted on 09/05/2009 7:26:22 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: Tax-chick
"I got three mosquito bites in the house this evening"

It sounds as though the screens need attention. Hint to someone that a badge may be involved.

429 posted on 09/05/2009 7:32:14 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Having the Government care for you, and having it NOT care for you, is just whether you get a bill.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Very good


430 posted on 09/05/2009 7:32:51 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
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To: NicknamedBob
Towels, a vacuum, and Lysol. What more could one ask?

Bleach, and Internet.

431 posted on 09/05/2009 7:33:21 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Tax-chick
I might have to go to Target and buy some shorts. I’m not sure I can kayak in a dress!

Wear the sprayskirt and nobody will know.

Unless you capsize.

432 posted on 09/05/2009 7:34:30 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Tax-chick
I got three mosquito bites in the house this evening

Sounds to me like a nasty infestation! That's my summer average.

433 posted on 09/05/2009 7:36:24 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: sionnsar; Tax-chick
" Sounds to me like a nasty infestation! That's my summer average."

I was doing the math. Extrapolation suggests that someone will have skin like tree bark if the screens are not tightened up.

Revolving doors were invented by people with a lot of kids. My brother had one on his refrigerator.

434 posted on 09/05/2009 7:42:11 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Having the Government care for you, and having it NOT care for you, is just whether you get a bill.)
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To: NicknamedBob

There are places in the world where you don’t have many mosquito[e]s. The PNW, mid-ocean, Antarctica, Sahara.
<P.
But I have never seen a revolving door on a fridge.


435 posted on 09/05/2009 7:57:37 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: sionnsar
"But I have never seen a revolving door on a fridge."

It does sound curious, doesn't it? But I have an explanation.

Teenagers.

436 posted on 09/05/2009 8:38:47 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Having the Government care for you, and having it NOT care for you, is just whether you get a bill.)
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To: sionnsar

Strasbourg? Check out the pastry shops! There are about a dozen downtown, and many serve sandwiches too. Loosen your belt, and go for it.


437 posted on 09/06/2009 6:45:32 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
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To: NicknamedBob
Teenagers. Ah.

Hm. I guess T-C didn't pack the computer.

438 posted on 09/06/2009 9:28:18 AM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob

We’ve got the computer, but the battery was giving out last night. It’s Anoreth’s old one, and it draws a lot of power. It’s plugged in now.

Kids are out in the lake; Bill and Tom are kayaking, others are just splashing. I’ll take Frank out to sit on the dock later when it’s not in full sun. The kayaks don’t have skirts, but I have a pair of capris from The Salvation Army, and my Free Republic t-shirt with my name on it.

We went to Mass at 9:00 this morning. Nice church, small compared to ours, but they have a building fund on, of course. A nice man obviously from India asked me to join the choir, and was disappointed that we’re from out of town! I was a little sad thinking that this is probably the first Sunday in five years that Anoreth didn’t go to Mass ... but I consoled myself with the possibility that they put in at Kodiak Island, where there’s bound to be a priest. Since I don’t know anything about their cruise, I don’t know they didn’t!


439 posted on 09/06/2009 10:00:21 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: Tax-chick

Lots of Russian Orthodox Catholics up there. She’ll enjoy her liberty, I’m sure.


440 posted on 09/06/2009 11:25:16 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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