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| 5/3/51
| DR Roth
Posted on 08/08/2009 4:31:06 PM PDT by ifonlyallusawerenyc
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To: Tax-chick
LOL!
I normally only print enough for what I need when I need it, but if I were going on vacation, I would print some extra.
Boy! I lOVE that website!!
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posted on
09/03/2009 12:40:07 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Tax-chick
Hey! I can take a photo of a yellow ribbon and use it on my stamps!! Unless you have a yellow snake you can bend into a ribbon...
322
posted on
09/03/2009 12:41:13 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: sionnsar; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; stephenjohnbanker
"Is a postal scale used for measuring how postal you go?" Only if you use it in the manufacture of explosives. But remember, it's illegal to send them through the mail.
323
posted on
09/03/2009 2:43:30 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
("Obama's given us new momentum!" -- Yeah? Well so did blowing the scuttle plates on the Bismarck.)
To: NicknamedBob
It’s illegal to send byos through the mail, too.
324
posted on
09/03/2009 3:03:32 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
To: NicknamedBob
Naw. It measures stress...
325
posted on
09/03/2009 3:03:42 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Monkey Face
You can get a yellow corn snake, but ours is mostly brown.
326
posted on
09/03/2009 3:04:05 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob
Yep. The byos usually come back stamped “RETURN TO SENDER” with that infamous finger pointing in your direction.
327
posted on
09/03/2009 3:05:17 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Tax-chick
Ummm. Could I photo-shop it yellow?
328
posted on
09/03/2009 3:06:13 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Monkey Face
LOL!
Drained. Big push to finish the technical draft of my powerpoint by today, the deadline, and got there. Doubly difficult after another night without enough sleep.
Now it's time to go home.
329
posted on
09/03/2009 3:50:23 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar
This has been almost a week of semi-sleepless nights. I feel almost as if my lungs have broken, as I can’t get enough air.
330
posted on
09/03/2009 4:06:34 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Monkey Face
331
posted on
09/03/2009 4:27:51 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: Dead Corpse
332
posted on
09/03/2009 4:29:18 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar
Yeah.... But I don’t have a graphic with just half a skull in it...
To: Dead Corpse
In at 0630... Still here at 1841...
Going on a week now of this sheiat. Luckily, I should only have another week or so of it and then things should get back to normal.
To: Dead Corpse
335
posted on
09/03/2009 4:43:45 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: Dead Corpse
It’s OK...whenever you post the Skull, it counts as a 666 since you’ve missed so many!
(We’re waiting...)
336
posted on
09/03/2009 4:43:59 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Dead Corpse
We always know when you are in it up to your eyebrows...
We seldom even hear you gripe!!
*HUG*
337
posted on
09/03/2009 4:45:40 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: sionnsar
Just another symptom of CFIDS. It messes with the entire body in ways you’d never imagine. Some days I deal, some days, I don’t.
338
posted on
09/03/2009 4:47:05 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Dead Corpse
Ugh. May they return to normal quickly.
This was supposed to be a relatively quiet time at work for me, doubly so since I already had powerpoint slides and not a lot of new info to add -- but they gave me a "conference standard" master PPT that just didn't seem to work with the previous "conference standard". Usually I can just swap out the master slides, walk through and re-adjust, but not this time.
Plus I had to pull a lot of info off the slides and into the Notes pages, massive re-formatting, and... it still has too many slides and way too much text -- and I have no idea how I'm going to chop this further for a 25-minute session for someone else to deliver in China.
Oh well. We'll burn that bridge when we come to it, I always say.
339
posted on
09/03/2009 4:50:17 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: Monkey Face
Just another symptom of CFIDS. It messes with the entire body in ways you’d never imagine. Some days I deal, some days, I don’t. I cannot imagine. Not sure I'd trade my burdens for yours. But you're still in our prayers, 'Face.
340
posted on
09/03/2009 5:17:12 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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