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Posted on 08/08/2009 4:31:06 PM PDT by ifonlyallusawerenyc
HELLO!? Is this thing on? Good! Listen! Don't vote for Sarah Palin In 2012! America is attacked in 2013 she uses FEMA to lock up her oppenents and then takes over the world! Also they find a cure for Down syndrome and Trig becomes a brutal dictator killing billions!
This helps Michelle Obama XII Become intergalactic dictator. Please don't vote for... OMG! Someones coming!
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob
“That was a cool puzzle. I did it the first time in about a minute.”
I am a spatial dyslexic!
301
posted on
09/03/2009 6:43:28 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
To: stephenjohnbanker
In that case, I am your dogess!
302
posted on
09/03/2009 6:46:48 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Monkey Face
303
posted on
09/03/2009 7:17:12 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face
LOL! Good morning, y’all. We’ve been to the library. At noon here (9:00 Pacific) I’m going to call the contact number for Anoreth’s boat and try to get a USMail address. Her cellphone isn’t working.
304
posted on
09/03/2009 7:41:14 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
To: Tax-chick
305
posted on
09/03/2009 7:44:37 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
To: Tax-chick
Morning. (yawn) Early and busy day. Watching one webcast and a second is starting.
306
posted on
09/03/2009 7:56:38 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: Tax-chick; stephenjohnbanker; sionnsar
Oi!
I’ve been up two hours and have done NOTHING!!!
I got a six-drawer dresser yesterday from freecycle, and have to bring it in. Later...
307
posted on
09/03/2009 8:05:42 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; stephenjohnbanker
Elen told me her work was done for the day, only it wasn’t. Now she’s in a snit. We go through this with every children, every year ...
308
posted on
09/03/2009 9:05:07 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
To: Tax-chick
Ay-yi-yi...
Kids are all the same.
309
posted on
09/03/2009 9:11:08 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Monkey Face
Yeah, it’s Predictable.
The boat’s Ombudsman isn’t answering the phone and doesn’t have an answering machine. If I don’t get through today, I’ll give the number to OldTax-lady and she can use her Navy Wife Powers on them!
310
posted on
09/03/2009 9:47:41 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
To: Monkey Face
I got an address for the boat, after a considerable time on hold with a bunch of kids who didn’t seem to know what their own address is! The girl on the Quarterdeck said they’re going to sea today, but will be back middle of next week. I’ll have to put Anoreth’s this’n’that in an envelope and use my *postal scale*!
311
posted on
09/03/2009 10:24:13 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
To: Tax-chick
You are so fortunate to have a *postal scale*!
I really like mine!
312
posted on
09/03/2009 11:25:17 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob
Is a postal scale used for measuring how postal you go?
313
posted on
09/03/2009 11:28:58 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: ifonlyallusawerenyc
Okay, if Sarah and Trig become brutal dictators, how does Michelle survive?
This appears to be English, but it makes no sense.
314
posted on
09/03/2009 11:31:45 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
To: sionnsar; Tax-chick
Mine is only good for five pounds of stress...
315
posted on
09/03/2009 11:35:11 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Monkey Face
To: Scythian
317
posted on
09/03/2009 11:43:29 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: sionnsar; Monkey Face
Mine weighed $1.12 in postage.
318
posted on
09/03/2009 12:29:15 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
To: Tax-chick
Ain’t it great? I buy the flag stamps, but I’m thinking of get some photo stamps. Just...don’t know what to put on them that would be appropriate.
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posted on
09/03/2009 12:31:59 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Monkey Face
A snake?
I bought five sheets of the flag stamps, and just started using them after going through my two free sheets. I’ll have to print off a few $.44s before we go on vacation, in case I actually get letters written.
320
posted on
09/03/2009 12:34:25 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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