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INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE YEAR ZOT!!!!!
Starbase 5 Proxima 7 ^ | 5/3/51 | DR Roth

Posted on 08/08/2009 4:31:06 PM PDT by ifonlyallusawerenyc

HELLO!? Is this thing on? Good! Listen! Don't vote for Sarah Palin In 2012! America is attacked in 2013 she uses FEMA to lock up her oppenents and then takes over the world! Also they find a cure for Down syndrome and Trig becomes a brutal dictator killing billions!

This helps Michelle Obama XII Become intergalactic dictator. Please don't vote for... OMG! Someones coming!


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To: Monkey Face

Oh, don’t worry about me Monkey Face, if I get lost it’ll be fine.

I have experience with zombies and things attacking without warning or reason.

I was married once.


261 posted on 09/02/2009 12:23:46 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Warning: Sarcasm/humor is always engaged. Failure to recognize this may lead to misunderstandings.)
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To: Monkey Face; HKMk23

Happy September HKMk23!

My septic system is broken again. Can I bunk at your place for a couple of nights?


262 posted on 09/02/2009 12:25:07 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: Dr.Zoidberg

*whew*

That’s reassuring, but it’s “’Face,” if you don’t mind. I was married once, as well. Igor is safely ensconced in the Afterlife, for which I’m sure he wasn’t prepared!

Still, don’t underestimate the Things in the Lower Levels. It’s where the term “Mystery Meat” came from...

;o]


263 posted on 09/02/2009 12:31:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: fanfan

YOIKS!

Wanna come to Vegas until things blow over?


264 posted on 09/02/2009 12:32:12 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Monkey Face

I’d love to, but the daily commute would kill me. ;-)


265 posted on 09/02/2009 12:34:41 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan; HKMk23

So would the one to HKMK23!!
He’s almost as far west as you can get without leaving town!


266 posted on 09/02/2009 12:37:46 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Monkey Face

Buckets are my friend.
Buckets are my friend.
Buckets are my friend.

;-)


267 posted on 09/02/2009 12:46:57 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: Monkey Face

Face it is then.

Which of us is ever really prepared to be ensconced, in the afterlife or elsewhere. Especially elsewhere...

I do appreciate the concern though, thank you.


268 posted on 09/02/2009 12:49:03 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Warning: Sarcasm/humor is always engaged. Failure to recognize this may lead to misunderstandings.)
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To: fanfan; redhead

LOL!

When I was about 12, we switched from septic to sewer, and that meant that the septic tank had to be filled in. It was under the kitchen/bathroom part of the house, so my dad had planks in all the important places during the work.

It seems our housekeeper (OLD housekeeper!) lost her balance one day and fell backward into the muck and goo that my brothers had been trying to fill in with lots of dirt.

My sister and I got there too late to see her being pulled out (we were running in the foothills) but we DID see the butt and hand marks in the mud. It’s good that we weren’t there...we would have laughed her out of the country, I think. Poor ol’ doll.


269 posted on 09/02/2009 12:55:34 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Dr.Zoidberg

You’re free to ‘splore, then. But if anyone asks, tell them I wasn’t looking, even though I warned you.

So how will we know which remains are yours...?


270 posted on 09/02/2009 12:57:12 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Monkey Face

Ugh.


271 posted on 09/02/2009 1:02:26 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, yuck!

That’s awful!


272 posted on 09/02/2009 1:02:44 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE

Hello!
Good to see you!


273 posted on 09/02/2009 1:05:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: fanfan

Well, she’s gone on to her Eternal Reward, and I made my peace with her years ago.

She needed a place to live, and my folks needed her services, so I loved her as a family member. She was with us for maybe 30 years, altogether.


274 posted on 09/02/2009 1:07:52 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Monkey Face

Just check the dog tags.

Or better yet, take a careful taste of the...um...remains.

I’ve been eating habanero peppers, I expect I’ll be quite spicy for some time to come.


275 posted on 09/02/2009 1:11:27 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Warning: Sarcasm/humor is always engaged. Failure to recognize this may lead to misunderstandings.)
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To: Dr.Zoidberg

OHNO!!

Jabaneros? (Talk about a lure...)

I’ll check the dog tags. But not happily....


276 posted on 09/02/2009 1:17:19 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: HKMk23

Afternoon. I need sleep.


277 posted on 09/02/2009 2:04:56 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: Tax-chick

Me too. But I am still in the office.


278 posted on 09/02/2009 3:33:49 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Dr.Zoidberg; Monkey Face; sionnsar; stephenjohnbanker; fanfan; Tax-chick
"I’ll just wander around and nibble on the mushrooms growing in the corners and lick the water dripping down the walls if I get peckish."

The best mushrooms to be found are in a little café in Habitat B. It's called the "Shady Operation".

The proprietors grow their own mushrooms for supply to the various restaurants and lunchrooms around the linked Habitats.

But when their own lunchtime comes around, they clean up, open up the café, and do running taste tests on their products. It's how they know when to adjust their inventory.

The freshest water comes down from the hull walls on the Flying Castle Habitat. It's directly condensed from the atmosphere, and collects into a fresh-water pool that then feeds into the moat and eventually the swamp.

Of course, all of our water is recycled, but that's what happens on a space habitat.

Or you could collect "rain" water from the four A.M. (local) deluge, when the condensate is released from the upper cisterns.

As much as possible, we like to keep things running on schedule, so that our daily rituals can continue without interruption. A key to that, of course, is to make as many things as possible seem "natural".

So the sunlight is collected and focused by our large solar mirror, and the intensified sunlight is then reflected by the clocking mirror, and each Habitat gets its daily share of sunlight.

The inter-Habitat breezes are a result of the differential heating that comes about from having the Habitats take turns with their daily sunshine. Each has its own time zone, separated from the others by eight hours. If you're a night person, just keep moving.

279 posted on 09/02/2009 3:54:47 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I saw a horse-drawn wagon. I was wondering how it held the pencil.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Not your average jigsaw puzzle. Fun.
280 posted on 09/02/2009 4:37:18 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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