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INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE YEAR ZOT!!!!!
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Posted on 08/08/2009 4:31:06 PM PDT by ifonlyallusawerenyc

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To: Darksheare

Then what?


181 posted on 09/01/2009 2:23:20 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan

Ever been buried under rampaging dust bunnies?
It’s quite a fearsome sight.


182 posted on 09/01/2009 2:30:00 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: fanfan

Afterwards, once the rampaging dust bunnies have beaten you to the floor in a coughing dust cloud, you get to see the dreaded dust bunny dance ceremony.


183 posted on 09/01/2009 2:36:58 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Tax-chick

Sometimes, no matter you hard you try, you still fail. ;-)


184 posted on 09/01/2009 2:42:58 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (III)
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To: Tax-chick; Dead Corpse

The zombies do that quite often.
(Of course, we do ‘help’ them once in awhile.)


185 posted on 09/01/2009 2:46:58 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Danae

Ken MacKenzie sure sounds familiar, but I’ve been pretty much out of the piping scene for... way too many years now.


186 posted on 09/01/2009 2:49:53 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Monkey Face
Sigh. Not a good day.

Did finally get my LV flight booked and my FF# attached, but it took a LOT of effort.

Struggling really hard to find a way to get LoM to Strasbourg preferable on the same flights I'm on -- or even the same destination at about the same time.

Then I went for a blood draw at the same time LoM was seeing her doctor. We went for lunch after and I couldn't eat -- then started feeling cold and slightly dizzy. I'd thought it was all stress I was experiencing but no...

187 posted on 09/01/2009 2:58:59 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: sionnsar

Not sick agian, sion...?
That’s too sucky for words.


188 posted on 09/01/2009 3:52:42 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Darksheare

I’ll confuse them by telling them that rocks are soft.


189 posted on 09/01/2009 3:53:21 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: sionnsar

What’s up?


190 posted on 09/01/2009 3:54:03 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: Monkey Face

Sick again. I know I’m sick if it’s 68F in the house and I need a sweatshirt.


191 posted on 09/01/2009 3:55:41 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: sionnsar

*sigh*

(HUG)


192 posted on 09/01/2009 3:59:28 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: fanfan

Hi, Sis! I’m on my way to bed. Can’t stay up any more!
I’ll FReepmail you when I send your bracelet!

(HUG)


193 posted on 09/01/2009 4:01:08 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: sionnsar; Monkey Face
"Then I went for a blood draw at the same time LoM was seeing her doctor. We went for lunch after and I couldn't eat -- then started feeling cold and slightly dizzy. I'd thought it was all stress I was experiencing but no..."

Overdrawn at the blood bank? Did they speak with a funny accent?

194 posted on 09/01/2009 4:05:14 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I saw a horse-drawn wagon. I was wondering how it held the pencil.)
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To: fanfan; Darkshear
Check out these giant comic dust bunnies.


195 posted on 09/01/2009 4:05:46 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Your It.)
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To: fanfan
Sick. Stress.

But I think I have the solution to the travel problem! (HOORAY! *\;-)

My German boss suggested that if I had a car we could have dinner somewhere nice in the Black Forest. (So I'll get to see him once this year.)

So... we fly into one of the less expensive and difficult problematic cities on Saturday and stay there that night. Maybe tour a little, but mostly try to get on schedule.

Next morning we hire a car and set off to Strasbourg (~4 hours drive) and arrive well in time for the pre-meeting get-together Sunday evening.

After the meetings conclude on Tue, dinner Tue or Wed with my boss. Day before departure we drive back to the airport (~4 hours again, unless we go sightseeing along the way), turn in the car, and check into a hotel there for the night.

I think this will work and LoM will be delighted. She'll get her birthday present.

196 posted on 09/01/2009 4:08:34 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Monkey Face

G’night!


197 posted on 09/01/2009 4:09:15 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: ThomasThomas

I like it!


198 posted on 09/01/2009 4:09:51 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL, no. It was only a tiny draw, for blood workup. But the thought had crossed my mind.


199 posted on 09/01/2009 4:11:07 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: sionnsar

G’night!


200 posted on 09/01/2009 4:11:27 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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