Helping the White House on depositer at a time

8/6/09 | Vanity

[pabianice]

I have read and re-read President Obama's plea to help him further his Healthcare Bill by, in part, reporting to the White House anyone who is seen to be treasonously resisting the bill in any way.

Accordingly, I have sent to flash@whitehouse.gov the following letter:

Dear Mr.President:

I want to help. I notice that part of your bill will require that you have electronic access to/control of all private bank accounts in order to ensure that citizens pay their fair share of the freight. That is an admirable goal. Unfortunately, it is also my observation that many of your most vocal supporters are not, shall we say, particularly forthcoming when it comes to their personal finances. That needs to change.

I have, therefore, in the spirit of your bill, compiled the following list. Each person is a vocal supporter of you and your healthcare bill. Following each name, address, and phone numbers/email accounts, is a listing of what banks they use and in which, to the best of my knowledge, contain their private bank accounts. Also included are any known brokerages and funds I can attribute to individuals. I am also including a list of any large purchases I or my Friends of Government (sm) have observed these people to have made in the past five years (homes, boats, airplanes, travel, remodeling, etc.)

In this way I hope to help you in your efforts "to change the best country in the world."

Respectfully,

(pabianice)

p.s. I will add to this list as more information comes to light

[pabianice]

I will post whatever reply is forthcoming.

[dynachrome]

I believe it is flag@whitehouse.gov for reporting treasonous types like yourself!

I reported myself, yesterday, for questioning our maximum leader’s plan.

[apillar]

" I notice that part of your bill will require that you have electronic access to/control of all private bank accounts in order to ensure that citizens pay their fair share of the freight."

This is just part of Obama's stimulus program for the check cashing outfits and wall safe industry... But seriously, If this became law I imagine you would see a lot of money, especially among older Americans disappear from bank accounts to be stuffed in the mattress just like in the great depression.

[OneWingedShark]

>But seriously, If this became law I imagine you would see a lot of money, especially among older Americans disappear from bank accounts to be stuffed in the mattress just like in the great depression.

Or just converted into ammunition.

[CaliforniaCon]

Re: “>But seriously, If this became law I imagine you would see a lot of money, especially among older Americans disappear from bank accounts to be stuffed in the mattress just like in the great depression.

Or just converted into ammunition.”

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Yep — ammunition AND savings — but not in mattresses — too risky.

This time around many are investing in huge commercial safes, weighing thousands of pounds and costing thousands of dollars. Will come in handy for both the ammo and cash, etc.

[SunkenCiv]

LOL!

Tax evasion ping.