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Posted on 08/06/2009 6:24:09 AM PDT by grjr21
Henry Louis Gates Jr. she was not.
Dressed in white fishnet stockings - and nothing else - a Delaware County woman who police say was drunk and who repeatedly threw herself at the front door of a locked Ridley Park home brought them to the scene last week when neighbors believed she was trying to burgle the residence.
As it turned out, the woman, Sherry McNeal, 47, of Chester, was a guest at the house of John Litwin, 48, of Pomeroy Street near Kenny.
Litwin also was drunk, police said, when he finally came to the door, though he was clothed.
"Neither [McNeal nor Litwin] had any idea how the naked female got outside," Ridley Park Police Chief Tom Byrne said.
Officers responded to reports of a burglary about 12:20 a.m. on July 29 and heard kicking sounds on a nearby door.
McNeal was launching her body against Litwin's door, claiming to be locked out of the home, police said.
Litwin, who allegedly heard officers knock but not McNeal's full body slams, emerged from the house, also inebriated, Byrne said.
McNeal and Litwin said they had no idea how she had gotten out of the house, barely clothed, or how she had been locked out, police said.
"Both subjects were cited for disorderly conduct and advised to stay in for the night," Byrne said.
Gates was arrested in his Cambridge, Mass., home last month after someone called police to report a possible burglary in progress.
I hate when this happens to me ... wait ...actually this never happens to me
I’m thinking alcohol, satin sheets, and a replay of one of the best beer commercials of all time.
I think it’s safe to say TTIWWP rules are to be suspended....
Funny. I've been repeatedly told that you can't be cited for disorderly conduct on your own property.
Oh MAN do I hate it when a naked chick shows up and wants in to my house. I can’t STAND it, and I’ve just got to get out of this neighborhood, the neighborhood where hot, promiscuous, non-clothed XX chromosome broad show up and start slamming, banging, pounding on my door to let me in. JUST GET ME OUT!
Quote of the week! Good job!
Cannot pronounce judgement for lack of (ahem) evidence.......
Obama should definitely have this pair over for a beer.
If she was 48 years old, perhaps the evidence should remain concealed.
If she was 48 years old, perhaps the evidence should remain concealed. ..................................... I disagree, I’ve known quite a few where it shouldn’t. ;^)
Apparently, our ponies have traveled along different paths, Kimosabe.
I’ve seen more than one 48 year old that would get a Not Guilty here. Mrs. May is 44 and a buff 109 lbs, and would get off scot free. Of course, she’s also a REAL lady and would never be found wandering the neighborhood drunk and half naked. I may have to speak to her about the white fishnet stockings, though.
Apparently, our ponies have traveled along different paths, Kimosabe....................................... Yes Tonto, and my path is longer and more worn out. LOL!!
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I’m pretty sure I’m glad that there’s no pic...
That's why I quit drinking tequila.
When will she and the arresting officer be going to the White House beer chill session?
I can’t say NEVER..... but.... after the first few times...... I put a key under the door mat. :}
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