Posted on 08/01/2009 4:26:26 PM PDT by Libloather
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Obama Health Reform Proposals:
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a$$holes in Washington.
WHAT A HOOT!!!
The sad thing is...what’s described here is about as deep as the AMA goes now days.
The AMA used to be worthy of respect............
LOL
Somebody should have their head examined!
*snort* *laugh*
That is what the psychiatrists said!
Written by someone in the Medical Industry no doubt. I recall my association with somebody in my past of that Industry, and having met many noticed there was a common humor amongst them.
How about the surgeon who said operating on lawyers was the easiest because, he said:
they have no guts,
no heart,
no balls, and their head and their a$$ were interchangeable!
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