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New Obama program, "Cash for your critically ill parents & grandparents clunkers" humor
Oh no not another vanity!!!! ^ | 7/31/2009 | Stockpirate

Posted on 07/31/2009 12:04:55 PM PDT by stockpirate

His health care bill should include an incentive for old people to go to the great beyond without wasting taxpayers money with costly medical treatments.

The way to do this is simple.

If the person is over 75 his closet relative would be paid $4,500.00 if the elder opts out of life early for the good of the collective. Henceforth to be referred to as the "Fatherland".

If the person is over 85 his closet relative would get $3,500.00 if the elder opts out of life early for the good of the collective. Henceforth to be referred to as the "Fatherland".

Also, and here is the winner, $10,000.00 to the parents of a child under 5 years of age who is not perfect according to the standards of the "Fatherland."

What say ye?

I'm sure there are several RINO's who will think this is a great idea.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: obamadeathcare
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1 posted on 07/31/2009 12:04:56 PM PDT by stockpirate
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To: stockpirate

Don’t the Social Security supplemental bill that provides $2000 to the heirs of seniors for every year under 70 that seniors terminate themselves. Obama’s new science czar is the author.


2 posted on 07/31/2009 12:12:22 PM PDT by MrDem (From Morning in America to Mourning in America...)
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To: stockpirate

That would make a good political cartoon. You should send it to Chuck Asay and see what he can do with it.


3 posted on 07/31/2009 12:14:47 PM PDT by SirJohnBarleycorn
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To: stockpirate

CASH FOR GEEZERS, cash in a geezer, give the cash to the Democrats. Formerly known as Government run healthcare.


4 posted on 07/31/2009 12:15:54 PM PDT by Tarpon (You relinquish your responsibilities, you surrender your rights.)
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To: stockpirate

For a long while, I’ve been saying (and writing here on FR) that, when the euthanasia push finally arrived, it would come with “tax incentives for surviving family.” People have thought I was joking. I was not.


5 posted on 07/31/2009 12:25:37 PM PDT by NewJerseyJoe (Rat mantra: "Facts are meaningless! You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!")
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To: stockpirate

ok normally I don’t read vanities but this is good


6 posted on 07/31/2009 12:32:15 PM PDT by skyman
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To: stockpirate

Would it work something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs


7 posted on 07/31/2009 12:42:30 PM PDT by MCF
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To: skyman

Thanks, I was unsure how FReepers would respond to dark humor with some truth mixed in.


8 posted on 07/31/2009 1:02:56 PM PDT by stockpirate (The movement to take back America has already started, Sarah is her name.)
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To: MrDem

No doubt it is in there.


9 posted on 07/31/2009 1:07:08 PM PDT by stockpirate (The movement to take back America has already started, Sarah is her name.)
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To: Tarpon

How about, “Cash for Coots” or “Cash for Codgers” Both have a nice ring to them.


10 posted on 07/31/2009 1:08:48 PM PDT by FlyingFish
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To: stockpirate

Great idea and Obama can create some new jobs designing and running the crematoria at the “counseling” centers for those elderly taking the “dignified” option for the good of the collective. Of course the crematoria would be designed to be carbon neutral.


11 posted on 07/31/2009 1:59:28 PM PDT by The Great RJ ("The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." M. Thatcher)
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To: The Great RJ

Hmm, two movie lines come to mind...”Soylent Green is people!” or “Bring out your dead!”


12 posted on 07/31/2009 2:14:50 PM PDT by FlyingFish
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To: The Great RJ

No, no, we turn them in to solent green.


13 posted on 07/31/2009 2:19:51 PM PDT by stockpirate (The movement to take back America has already started, Sarah is her name.)
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To: stockpirate

Or you could just throw your Elderly Grandmother under the Bus for the Presidency Of the United States for Nothing


14 posted on 07/31/2009 6:33:26 PM PDT by ballplayer
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