Sorry. I got nothing.
Posted on 07/28/2009 8:20:28 PM PDT by Chet 99
Enraged at being two-timed, a Queens woman poured boiling water on her unfaithful husband's groin as he slept Monday, police said.
In a twisted act of revenge, Oyinda Ojofeitimi, 67, a registered nurse, carried out the crotch-scalding attack to ensure her spouse stopped cheating, cops said.
"She was hurt and angry that after all this time married, he was stepping out on her," a police source said. "She wanted to shut down that possibility forever because he had treated her with such contempt."
The painful wakeup call left Emmanuel Ojofeitimi, also a nurse, screaming in the bedroom of the couple's home on Milburn St. in Springfield Gardens.
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An Obamacare vasectomy....
I suppose he was hurt and angry that after all this time she hadn’t been stepping out.
Crazy Female Alert!
You can’t mean to tell me that after so many years of marriage to this woman her husband didn’t know what her boiling point was?? :~P
Yep... that can happen, all right...
a little warning to those thinking about it... (should make you rest easier at night... LOL...)
very clever !
Sorry. I got nothing.
I’d say he deserved it.
At first read, I thought one of Queen Elizabeth’s ‘Ladies’ went a little bonkers. I guess the proofreaders are the first to be let go...
Thank you! lol It’s very hard to beat other more clever FReepers than I to the punch(line)! :~)
Excerpt:
“They took him out on a stretcher,” said another neighbor, Felix Smith.
The woman immediately regretted the assault and called 911, cops said. She was treating him with cold compresses when paramedics arrived. Her husband, 67, suffered second- and third-degree burns from his knees to his abdomen, police said. He was being treated at the burn unit at Nassau University Medical Center.
Oyinda Ojofeitimi told cops she recently had learned her husband of 20 years had been unfaithful.
Fed up and furious, she awoke at 6 a.m. and boiled a pot of water on her stove, cops said. As her husband slept, she poured the pot on his privates, cops said.
Arrested on assault charges, the betrayed wife, an immigrant of Grenada, was awaiting arraignment Monday night.
An ILLEGAL ALIEN?
Oops
I misread the title thinking this was about the Queen. Didn’t know the old gal had it in her, though Prince Phillip probably deserves it.
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And normally, particularly since I’m a guy, I would say “Setting his thighs on fire...you’re doing it wrong”. But in this case...not so much.
She was just letting off a little steam.
Your Honor, I swear, I was aiming for his coffee cup!
Lonely only lasts so long, but 3rd degree burns are forever.
/johnny
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