1 posted on
07/27/2009 2:15:55 PM PDT by
Steelfish
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To: Steelfish
The 30-year-old actress narrowly escaped disaster over the weekend while filming in Australia for her new horror flick Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark. Too bad she didn't escape the disaster of being married to nutcase Tom Cruise!
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That’s OK. Tom will just declare her ‘entheta’ and send her for another ‘purif rundown’....complete with numerous saunas and dangerous levels of niacin. She’ll be good as new.
4 posted on
07/27/2009 2:19:32 PM PDT by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(Obama. Clear and Pres__ent Danger.)
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No problem... after a few hours of sessions hooked up to a box with a few wires and blinking lights, and some rituals to ward off the evil space alien “Zul” or whatever they call him... everything will be back to normal.
5 posted on
07/27/2009 2:20:52 PM PDT by
1-Eagle
(SUPPORT - The Constitutional Law of Honduras & The Sovereignty of Israel!)
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6 posted on
07/27/2009 2:22:10 PM PDT by
Always Right
(Obama: more arrogant than Bill Clinton, more naive than Jimmy Carter, and more liberal than LBJ.)
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Katie Holmes was left shaken after a car she had been sat in on a film set caught fire seconds after she got out of it. I've actually been inside a car that caught fire while I was driving!
I pulled over and got out of the car. It really wasn't that scary.
8 posted on
07/27/2009 2:24:11 PM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Steelfish
curses! foiled again!
9 posted on
07/27/2009 2:25:21 PM PDT by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
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She has been left 'shaken' She needs her wild-eyed hubby:
"When you're a Scientologist, and you drive by an accident, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you're the only one who can really help." - Tom Cruise
11 posted on
07/27/2009 2:27:21 PM PDT by
Mr. Mojo
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12 posted on
07/27/2009 2:29:43 PM PDT by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(Obama. Clear and Pres__ent Danger.)
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Xenu couldn't be reached for comment...
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I didn't see the make of auto in the article. I'm curious because a couple of weeks ago, a new Cadillac exploded near me at a gas pump. It was the battery and it was so violent that I thought it was a shotgun blast. Luckily, no gas fumes ignited and there was no fire, but it actually buckled the hood over the battery.
17 posted on
07/27/2009 2:31:57 PM PDT by
DocRock
(All they that TAKE the sword shall perish with the sword. Matthew 26:52 Gun grabbers beware.)
To: Steelfish
Saved by Scientology, no doubt.
18 posted on
07/27/2009 2:37:36 PM PDT by
bigbob
To: Steelfish
Glad she’s safe. I hope the film is a success.
20 posted on
07/27/2009 2:43:17 PM PDT by
Nachum
(The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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