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Girl hit by plummeting tortoise loses memory
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| July 22, 2009
Posted on 07/25/2009 2:29:13 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Allegra
Well, it kinda beats getting hit by a camel spider.....
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posted on
07/25/2009 4:13:02 PM PDT
by
Danae
(I AM JIM THOMPSON - Conservative does not equal Republican. Conservative does not compromise.)
To: Slings and Arrows
LOL!
Throwing Turtles is a food fight?
ROFLOL....
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posted on
07/25/2009 4:28:21 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: fanfan
To: Slings and Arrows
Turtle soup is very good.
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posted on
07/25/2009 4:39:16 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: Slings and Arrows
Dog....I’m not so convinced.
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posted on
07/25/2009 4:40:09 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: fanfan
Oh yeah. I remember when you could legally get green turtle steak...mmmm!
To: Slings and Arrows
Incredible flavor.
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posted on
07/25/2009 4:41:08 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: fanfan
Hey give the poor turtle a break - he was suicidal and thought he could fly off the top of a tall building - it wasn’t his fault some kid got in he way!
Just you typical Chinese Tutrle Derangement Syndrom (CTDS). This will be covered under ObamaDeathCare, Section 12.
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posted on
07/25/2009 4:50:00 PM PDT
by
PIF
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
07/25/2009 5:51:32 PM PDT
by
Melian
("An unexamined life is not worth living." ~Socrates)
To: martin_fierro; pissant; Perdogg; AdmSmith; Berosus; bigheadfred; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; ...
A Chinese girl was lost her memory and had to be taken to hospital after she was hit on the head by a pregnant tortoise.
Go easy on the tortoise, okay? The poor thing is a pregnant single mom, and was just trying to get a little cash so her little tortoise babies would get a decent start in life.
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posted on
07/25/2009 7:20:26 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
To: MaryFromMichigan
To: Doogle; Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
07/25/2009 9:02:21 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Calisto; Darksheare
Tortoises Kamakazes attack children!
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posted on
07/25/2009 9:08:21 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: sleddogs
Reminds me of the classic “ WKRP Turkey Drop”
OMG that was such a hysterical episode. To this day it cracks me up. Truly a memorable comic moment. Thx for the reminder...
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posted on
07/25/2009 10:22:50 PM PDT
by
Outlaw Woman
(Hey............How's that Hope and Change Thingy workin' for ya?)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Maybe we all need to start wearing helmets now!
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posted on
07/26/2009 2:24:47 AM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
To: Grizzled Bear; Calisto
NOT my fault.
I deny launching any Tortoise in any direction at any time.
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posted on
07/26/2009 6:26:21 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
07/26/2009 10:53:51 AM PDT
by
Redcitizen
(December 21, 2012; there's change for ya!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Sounds like the opening of one of Sir Terence David John Pratchett’s Disc World books, Small Gods.
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posted on
07/26/2009 11:54:05 AM PDT
by
razorback-bert
(We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.)
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To: newheart
“I don’t want my children to be punished with a pregnant tortoise...” - President B.O.
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posted on
07/27/2009 10:28:43 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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