Posted on 07/24/2009 1:24:55 PM PDT by MindBender26
Cambridge, (MA) - July 33, 2009 In a surprise public announcement before a startled Boston press corps this afternoon, Cambridge, Massachusetts police chief I. M. Faux declared that his officers have been ordered to no longer check the ID of any possible burglar caught in a home owned by African-Americans.
According to Chief Faux, the new directive instructs officers that if they are called to a home owned by a black physician, for example, they are not to request any positive address verification-identification, even of the person inside the home at 3:00 A.M. is wearing a shirt that says Massachusetts Department of Corrections and they are stacking up the jewelry, silverware and television sets near the back door. The asking for ID is demeaning, said the Chief.
The new plan extends beyond traditional Black neighborhoods. I dont care if the names on the mailbox are Sven and Olga Shnorgenson, there is a blue and gold flag flying out front, old ice skates sitting on the porch, the smell of Swedish meatballs and lutefisk permeating the house . and the man who answers the door has dreadlocks, a Bob Marley shirt, four gold watches, three gold teeth and calls everyone Mon . there had better not be any ID check!
He said the policy will also apply to asking for drivers licenses for African Americans caught for speeding. The chief said, After all, just how bad is running 115 in a School Zone, compared to a loss of dignity. We can trust these drivers to give us their real names and addresses, said the Chief.
Chief Faux said his department is also working with local merchants on a plan to ensure African Americans are not asked to show a credit card after a meal in a fine restaurant or when leaving the store after a clothing purchase. He agreed that there had been some opposition to his Dont Go Shoplifting Without It plan, but is confident that a threatened Civil Rights suit by the U.S. Department of Justice will whip the storeowners into line.
No everyone was enthralled by the Chiefs new plan. The local chapter of ACORN stated, for the record, that in contrast to some rumors, neither ACORN nor the NAACP would be paying for any property lost to the newly empowered Black burglars.
I was hoping it wasn’t satir and fun would ensue.
Classic!
And right now the mayors of Berkeley, San Fran and Detroit are trying to get hold of Chief Faux to offer him a job!
Yes, it does have to be satire (there’s no source, yes?)
please use a satire tag, for the rest of us who don’t think it’s funny to put “kick me” signs on people’s backs and such.
Yes;
I one has to explain it.....
It was posted in Political Humor.....
Have a great weekend!
fuhgeddabouddit. I’m just cranky.
Hey... nodaproblem......
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Hey... nodaproblem......
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I dunno....these days???
LOL
LOL! Satire has no meaning anymore in Obamaworld. You know that.
Grat post...I should have put a /s on my post asking if this was sarcasm
LOL...my post was sarcasm too :)
True but fake
You are obviously a reliable reporter because you identify your sources. ;-)
If George Bush had not been President Prof. Gates door would not have been jammed and we could now be all getting along.
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