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Man With Workout Ball-Slashing Fetish Charged (More MN Weirdness!)
WCCO-TV (aka WDFL) CBS Affiliate in Minneapolis-St Paul ^
| 7/20/09
Posted on 07/20/2009 2:32:18 PM PDT by MplsSteve
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I used to think that California and Florida pretty much had the market cornered on weirdness and aberrant behavior - but I'm slowing thinking my state may be edging into a solid third place.
This is just plain old weird and sick. I only hope this dork doesn't progress into slashing real people.
Comments or opinions - anyone?
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posted on
07/20/2009 2:32:19 PM PDT
by
MplsSteve
To: MplsSteve; Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/20/2009 2:33:50 PM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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posted on
07/20/2009 2:34:30 PM PDT
by
MplsSteve
To: MplsSteve
Bjerkness? A berzerker ball slasher? (crossing legs as I type)
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posted on
07/20/2009 2:34:45 PM PDT
by
domeika
(Who is Jim Thompson?)
To: MplsSteve
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posted on
07/20/2009 2:36:18 PM PDT
by
csvset
To: MplsSteve
Experts said he has an unusual attraction to inflatable exercise devices Wonder how many inflatable wimmens he has decapitated?
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posted on
07/20/2009 2:39:27 PM PDT
by
Dumpster Baby
(The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache.)
To: MplsSteve
You just can’t make this stuff up. (I know. I tried)
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posted on
07/20/2009 2:39:39 PM PDT
by
BigCinBigD
('When a man believes that any stick will do, he at once picks up a boomerang,')
To: MplsSteve
"Court documents say Bjerkness told police he slashed the rubber balls to satisfy a sexual urge." Sounds like he's Bjerking off.
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posted on
07/20/2009 2:40:15 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: MplsSteve
His last name is Bjerkness? LMAO
To: MplsSteve
>>> "I only hope this dork doesn't progress into slashing real people."
I reckon as long as he doesn't run into anybody shaped like - well, like me - wearing body paint in a basketball motif ...
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posted on
07/20/2009 2:44:46 PM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
To: MplsSteve
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress...
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posted on
07/20/2009 2:50:34 PM PDT
by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: MplsSteve
"...a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls..."Okay, umm, what?
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posted on
07/20/2009 2:59:18 PM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
( How come when I press "1 for English" I still can't understand what's being said?)
To: MplsSteve
Anybody else remember the time when weird behavior was stigmatized, and people had shame?
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posted on
07/20/2009 3:17:08 PM PDT
by
popdonnelly
(Yes, we disagree - no, we won't shut up - no, we won't quit.)
To: windcliff
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posted on
07/20/2009 3:22:35 PM PDT
by
stylecouncilor
(What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
To: csvset
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posted on
07/20/2009 3:25:30 PM PDT
by
mono
To: MplsSteve
Oh... *rubber* balls. [whew]
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posted on
07/20/2009 3:28:01 PM PDT
by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
To: MrEdd
The balls that are held for slicing are the balls he likes best.
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posted on
07/20/2009 3:31:56 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
To: Titan Magroyne
To: MplsSteve
a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls Ok, that is a new one. And a strange one.
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posted on
07/20/2009 4:37:20 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
To: Titan Magroyne
I reckon as long as he doesn't run into anybody shaped like - well, like me - wearing body paint in a basketball motif ...Cover your groyne, Magroyne.
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