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Why is singer John Mayer so annoying? What do women see in him?
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Posted on 07/15/2009 3:14:31 PM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD

Someone PLEASE explain this to me:

He's a chick magnet. Reportedly, Jessica Simpson is seeing him now. He dumped Jen Aniston and has left broken hearts all over the place. He's boring to me, and super annoying. Does someone have an answer to this inquiry?


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KEYWORDS: johnmayer; stupidpeople
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

Hi Silvie!!

Two words:

Daddy. Issues.


41 posted on 07/15/2009 3:47:57 PM PDT by retrokitten (Jim Thompson's Argentinian Girlfriend)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

I love his music and think he’s very attractive.

On the other hand I can spot a player a mile away and he’s a first class one. I have always avoided guys like that so I have no sad tales to tell.


42 posted on 07/15/2009 3:48:30 PM PDT by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
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To: melissa_in_ga
Same with Coldplay for some reason.

OMG I HATE Coldplay!! Chris Martin makes me want to get violent.

43 posted on 07/15/2009 3:48:44 PM PDT by retrokitten (Jim Thompson's Argentinian Girlfriend)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD
Well just look at post #22...
Any dude that has a white couch outside melts the chickies hearts. At least as far as I can figure.
44 posted on 07/15/2009 3:49:38 PM PDT by steveo
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

Never heard of him before.


45 posted on 07/15/2009 3:51:53 PM PDT by Katoolie
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To: Chi-townChief; SilvieWaldorfMD
Maybe getting those hot babes is what makes him so annoying.

I don't think that's what bothers Silvie. LOLOLOLOL

46 posted on 07/15/2009 3:52:34 PM PDT by retrokitten (Jim Thompson's Argentinian Girlfriend)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

Who be he?

Most importantly, why should I give a damn?

I fail the pop culture quiz again.


47 posted on 07/15/2009 3:53:16 PM PDT by razorback-bert (We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.)
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To: steveo

I had a couch on my porch once, but it didn’t help me get any chicks.


48 posted on 07/15/2009 3:53:54 PM PDT by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

Maye3r did do a nice song “Say What You Need to Say” or something like that. But otherwise, I’m not a fan. And I guess the chick magnet thing does nothing for me. Maybe it’s because I’m older now, but pretty boys just don’t interest me.


49 posted on 07/15/2009 3:53:56 PM PDT by fatnotlazy
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To: RummyChick

Hilarious.


50 posted on 07/15/2009 3:54:00 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

Yep. dude has a face you’d love to punch.


51 posted on 07/15/2009 3:56:22 PM PDT by vpintheak (Like a muddied spring or a polluted well is a righteous man who gives way to the wicked. Prov. 25:26)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD
Girls like creeps. Or they like "bad boys". If the "bad boys" are "sensitive" (i.e are creeps) they like them even more. It was like that with their moms (or grandmoms) and James Taylor.

Be sure to check out the Mad TV parody of Mayer on YouTube.

52 posted on 07/15/2009 3:57:37 PM PDT by x
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To: Perdogg

Bleah.

Doesn’t do a thing for me.


53 posted on 07/15/2009 3:58:01 PM PDT by Salamander (Cursed with Second Sight.)
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To: Perdogg; SilvieWaldorfMD

Face doesn’t ring a bell either. Nope, I have officially never heard of ‘im.


54 posted on 07/15/2009 3:59:54 PM PDT by theDentist (qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

I don’t find him attractive either and I hate his music. Especially when I heard that stupid “Waiting for a Change to Come.” He sings like Obama pitches.


55 posted on 07/15/2009 4:00:01 PM PDT by rabidralph (http://www.thealaskafundtrust.com/ http://www.sarahpac.com)
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To: x

Its the guitar. Its the bad boy. Its nature.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVl_e_eKo4A

parsy, who used to melt hearts with Puff the Magic Dragon


56 posted on 07/15/2009 4:02:13 PM PDT by parsifal ("Knock and ye shall receive!" (The Bible, somewhere.))
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

I ran into him once at the Sheraton Hotel in downtown Dallas. He looks like a nebbischy NYU film student to me. My wife and our female family friend were also present. Mrs. Chan was unimpressed; our lady friend swooned.

His music is unlistenable. “Your Body Is a Wonderland” ranks with James Blunt’s “You’re Beautiful” as the worst pop songs of the past twenty years.


57 posted on 07/15/2009 4:08:10 PM PDT by B-Chan
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To: Perdogg

Well, he certainly looks “sweet.” Thanks for the link.


58 posted on 07/15/2009 4:14:45 PM PDT by davisfh ( Islam is a very serious mental illness)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD
This reminds me of the scene in Annie Hall where Diane Keaton is talking to her hippie boyfriend, and he is laying down such a layer of BS. "Touch my heart ..." he tells her "... with your foot."

Some girls can't resist that "sensitive" routine. A good line of BS makes them feel "special," They don't get that the guy tries that on all the girls. And guys do it because they know it works.

Mayer once tried to pick up a singer by texting her "let me tuck you in." She didn't buy it, but it's a percentage game. Try it often enough and it pays off ... if you've already got the money and fame. Without that, Mayer wouldn't have such luck.

59 posted on 07/15/2009 4:15:42 PM PDT by x
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

I heard he is hung like a short left footed place kicker from south america


60 posted on 07/15/2009 4:34:23 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom King of sarcasim)
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