I love me some crazy chicks!
Oy,Vey!
The don’t have temples and kosher food in Kentwood, La.
Reminds me of the character from the remake of The Mummy, just keep trying tokens around the neck until one works......in his case....the language of the slaves.
I know one thing. She’s become passe.
That hillbilly shiksa? Forget it.
It’s a mini Ninja throwing star...
That chick is meshugana!
I’m Kafelling!! (I know it’s not spelled right, guys)
New Age “Kabbalah” chic is not Judaism. Never was, never will be.
uhhhh...when’s the bris?
“Hey bubeleh, watch this!”
Jason's mother responded by asking "whatever happened to that nice young black man you were dating?"
Nice necklace, bb.
Father: Tell me your sins, my son.
Jerry: Well I should tell you that I’m Jewish.
Father: That’s no sin.
Jerry: Oh good. Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he’s converted to Judaism just for the jokes.
Father: And this offends you as a Jewish person.
Jerry: No, it offends me as a comedian. And it’ll interest you that he’s also telling Catholic jokes.
Father: Well.
Jerry: And they’re old jokes. I mean, the Pope and Raquel Welch in a lifeboat.
Father: I haven’t heard that one.
Jerry: Oh, I’m sure you have. They’re out on the ocean and, yada yada yada, and she says, “Those aren’t buoys.” (Father starts laughing) Father...
Father: One second... Well, if it would make you feel better I could speak to Dr. Whatley. I have to go back and have a wisdom teeth removed.
Jerry: You know the difference between a dentist and a sadist don’t you?
Father: Um...
Jerry: Newer magazines.
Father: Now if you’ll excuse me.
If you’d like to be on or off, please FR mail me.
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Then again, she might be a Rastafarian.
Haven’t we inflicted enough on the Jews ?
Elaine: So now the “other” Lippman kissed me.
George: Well, sure. They’re Jewish, and you’re a shiksa.
Elaine: What?
George: It means a non-Jewish woman.
Elaine: I know what it means, but what does being a shiksa have to
do with it?
George: You’ve got ‘shiksappeal’. Jewish men love the idea of
meeting a woman that’s not like their mother.
Elaine: Oh, that’s insane.
George: I’ll tell you what’s insane: the price that I could get you
on a new desktop computer.
Elaine: I am not buying a computer from you.
George: There’s porn.
Elaine: (Pausing) Even so.
George: Damn it!
Elaine: Don’t get me wrong, Mr. Lippman. I-I’m very flattered that
you found me attractive enough to... lunge at me. Huh. But the only reason
you like me is because I’m a shiksa.
Lippman: That’s simply not true.
Elaine: If you weren’t Jewish, you wouldn’t be interested in me.
Lippman: You are wrong. I’ll prove it.
Elaine: Oh, no. Don’t!
Lippman: I renounce Judaism!
Elaine: Oy vey!
STE=Q
But please, none of that Torah stuff. That's so 1980's.