I welcome our new overlords.
My cat definitely controls me. She wants to go “night night” as soon as she comes in the house for the night. If I try to watch TV in the bed, she gets all kind of crazy. I have found that it’s better just to watch TV down in the family room and only go upstairs to sleep. The other thing the cat insists on is for me to face her when I settle in to go to sleep. If I try sleeping on my back or on my side facing away from her, she will start walking on me until I turn to face her. If she weren’t otherwise so darned cute . . . !
Somebody buy Obama a cat. He’s out of control.