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1 posted on 07/10/2009 9:58:32 AM PDT by Dallas59
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To: Dallas59

“stray sperm”?...those Egyptian pools must be nasty!


30 posted on 07/10/2009 10:10:46 AM PDT by adversarial
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and you call that the Tractor Story??


33 posted on 07/10/2009 10:12:22 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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Magdalena Kwiatkowska says the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with 'stray sperm' in the water of an Egyptian resort.

This is why it is so important for people to get tags for their sperm and keep it in the yard or indoors. You never know what will happen with stray sperm...
36 posted on 07/10/2009 10:13:38 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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Oh,yeah: that happens a lot !

There are also clergymen who contract STDs from toilet seats......and stuff.


38 posted on 07/10/2009 10:18:37 AM PDT by mrmeangenes
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ANOTHER Immaculate Conception! But, it can happen.


41 posted on 07/10/2009 10:23:14 AM PDT by 2harddrive (then)
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And the Most Gullible Mom Award goes to.....


45 posted on 07/10/2009 10:29:51 AM PDT by ozzymandus
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This is a job for “Myth-Busters”.


46 posted on 07/10/2009 10:43:32 AM PDT by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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An eventual blood test of the baby will answer just about everything.


50 posted on 07/10/2009 10:55:51 AM PDT by johnthebaptistmoore (Conservatives obey the rules. Leftists cheat. Who probably has the political advantage?)
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Denial – It Ain’t Just a River in Egypt.


51 posted on 07/10/2009 10:57:21 AM PDT by Caramelgal (When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
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Mother in denial, much?


54 posted on 07/10/2009 11:00:33 AM PDT by The Future 2012 (Would the good people like a reply?)
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How does she know it wasn’t the toilet seat?


55 posted on 07/10/2009 11:18:17 AM PDT by DaGman
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Why is the collective IQ of this planet decreasing on a daily basis?


57 posted on 07/10/2009 12:03:23 PM PDT by newbie 10-21-00
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First heard that excuse when I was a kid a loooong time ago.


58 posted on 07/10/2009 12:12:34 PM PDT by MilspecRob (Most people don't act stupid, they really are.)
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This stuff really happens.

This is how my son’s girlfriend got pregnant!


59 posted on 07/10/2009 12:16:46 PM PDT by Eaker (The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
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Damn...I went swimming this morning...


60 posted on 07/10/2009 12:19:45 PM PDT by Allegra ( Socks)
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I got mine micro chipped for this very reason!


61 posted on 07/10/2009 12:23:15 PM PDT by The Toll
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Must have been some REALLY ugly men swimming there...
63 posted on 07/10/2009 1:31:50 PM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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