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1 posted on 07/10/2009 9:43:40 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA
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That’s why I have 10 kids. ;)


2 posted on 07/10/2009 9:44:34 AM PDT by Slapshot68
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I feel that now is a good time to announce that I don’t have any children.


3 posted on 07/10/2009 9:44:47 AM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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They probably get it once a year.


4 posted on 07/10/2009 9:45:05 AM PDT by boomop1
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Is the researcher ugly or handsome?


6 posted on 07/10/2009 9:45:28 AM PDT by Raycpa
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7 posted on 07/10/2009 9:45:46 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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I have two quick conclusions:

1) The scientists who did this study are ugly.
2) The scientists who did this study are stupid.

8 posted on 07/10/2009 9:45:50 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (I don't believe anything anyone says about anything anymore.)
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9 posted on 07/10/2009 9:46:47 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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Looks like I’m goin’ barhoppin’ tonight!


10 posted on 07/10/2009 9:46:49 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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First, what an outstanding piece of journalism. Tabloid Pulitzer coming your way.

Second, I am sure the next question on the minds of engaged intelligent readers was “what do ugly females increase?”

Hangovers, my friend. Hangovers.


12 posted on 07/10/2009 9:47:21 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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Researchers think good-looking males are biologically geared to hold back their sperm in each encounter to increase their chance of impregnating more females.

What about handsome guys like me who save their sperm for only one special female?

14 posted on 07/10/2009 9:47:30 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Are there any men left in Washington? Or, are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
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They probably get it once a year.


15 posted on 07/10/2009 9:48:13 AM PDT by boomop1
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it might explain the beauty & the beast phenomenon.


16 posted on 07/10/2009 9:48:27 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand
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I feel sorry for the lab techs who had to process samples for THAT study....


18 posted on 07/10/2009 9:48:29 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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I don’t even want to know how they gathered data for this study.


19 posted on 07/10/2009 9:48:57 AM PDT by Zeddicus
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So, uhmmm... I'm neither terribly good or bad looking, but I have a great interest in gaining the ability that ugly men have.
I believe it will impress my girl.
Are there any products available to assist me in this endeavor?
Risky internet offers would be considered.
22 posted on 07/10/2009 9:49:28 AM PDT by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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Um, exactly how did the researchers determine which chickens and fish were the ugly ones?


23 posted on 07/10/2009 9:49:29 AM PDT by RepublitarianRoger2
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I wonder if they’ve taken into account guys like Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler, who are 1)ugly as sin, but 2) well aware that they can get some whenever they want


24 posted on 07/10/2009 9:49:47 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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...finally some good news.


25 posted on 07/10/2009 9:49:59 AM PDT by americanophile (Sarcasm: satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language.)
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“Attractiveness” is subjective. Saying that “good-looking males are biologically geared to hold back their sperm” is absurd since there is no way that a person's bio systems could know that they are “good-looking”. This article has got to be one of the most ridiculous “scientific” reports that I've ever seen.
26 posted on 07/10/2009 9:50:12 AM PDT by Sopater (I'm so sick of atheists shoving their religion in my face.)
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But unattractive males know they are not going to bed so many females — so when they do get lucky they give it all they've got.

I won't argue with the data, but this "explanation" is ridiculous.

How do a guy's testicles "know" he's ugly?

27 posted on 07/10/2009 9:50:12 AM PDT by r9etb
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