Posted on 07/09/2009 12:30:27 PM PDT by edcoil
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked t o help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America !
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.
But next Saturday is the 40TH Anniversary of Chappaquiddick.
Sweet - and I bring out my “Guilty” and “Not Guilty” signs.
You obviously have not seen the women in my neighborhood.
Can I bring my lawn chair to the nearest college?
Mohammed, have you ever seen a grown woman naked?
She goes to college. OK, maybe not a student but she still goes....
Sounds like a plan!
Oh, but there are some women in my neighborhood that would make the most die-hard heteromale take a bullet. Yikers.
You guys are...are... SUCH GUYS!!! LOL
That’s HER!
THAT’S my neighbor!
more bacon...
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