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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

Alcohol is a solvent therefore drinking copious amounts of vodka gimlets or your favorite adult beverage should clean out your arteries ...


4 posted on 07/07/2009 12:52:30 PM PDT by SkyDancer ('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: SkyDancer

Yes! Yes! Hey Does Beer Count?


16 posted on 07/07/2009 1:00:24 PM PDT by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: SkyDancer

Don’t forget, alcohol is a disinfectant!

Think of all the gastrointestinal bacteria that die horrible deaths when that shot of ice cold Stoli hits the ol’ gut!

;^)


52 posted on 07/07/2009 1:50:20 PM PDT by elcid1970 (Ain't gonna name)
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To: SkyDancer

Moderation in all things. copious amounts of vinegar will kill your gut


54 posted on 07/07/2009 1:52:43 PM PDT by the long march
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To: SkyDancer
“Alcohol is a solvent therefore drinking copious amounts of vodka gimlets or your favorite adult beverage should clean out your arteries”

It does. HOWEVER, the problem is: those of your blood vessels that don't have any buildup (eg: small ones like those in the brain) will have their walls eroded and weakened, leading to.....
Stroke.

Therefore, keep it moderate: 1/2 bottle wine; or 4 beers; or 2 mixed drinks per day.

58 posted on 07/07/2009 1:56:55 PM PDT by ROLF of the HILL COUNTRY ( The Constitution needs No interpreting, only APPLICATION!)
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And don’t forget Leroy Lockhorn’s sage advice, “A liver can’t grow big and strong without plenty of alcohol!”


78 posted on 07/07/2009 8:34:41 PM PDT by Axenolith (Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)
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