[MindBender26]

I can just visialize some newscaster having to read this story on the air, cold, without a pre-read.

"This just in.... Michael Jackson will be burried without his brai... what the hell?"

[KrisKrinkle]

That’d be a Thriller.

[duckman]

Prehaps they can loan it to Biden.

[Lawgvr1955]

This will make Jackson a viable candidate for the US Congress.

[Armedanddangerous]

theres a bunch of people in the white house who are governing without brains for six months now.

[shadeaud]

Others to be buried with ole Michael will be a heartless tin man a spineless lion and obammmma’s birth certificate.

[OldDeckHand]

It begs the question, “Was it there to begin with?”

[Da Coyote]

The brain probably will bring a high price, since Michael obviously never used it.

[americanophile]

Just like the pharaohs.

[CommieCutter]

...And the freak show CONTINUES!

[plain talk]

[goodtomato]

I was under the impression that Muslim's needed to be buried within 24 hours of expiration.

[dynachrome]

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder.....

[ozark hilljilly]

““It’s up to the family. They can bury him and then bury the brain later on,” said Dr Cyril Wecht”

If they opt for that, will they have a memorial service for the brain? Wouldn’t surprise me.

[VeniVidiVici]

Well, he was born without one so I assume he could do without it just as well now.

[LiberConservative]

“Abby” normal?

[Pharmboy]

Too easy. I will maintain silence.

[R0CK3T]

I guess he want to be sure he’s ready to vote Democrat in the after life?

[Juan Medén]

Michael had a brain? Who knew?

[SWAMPSNIPER]

He will never miss it!

[dynachrome]

“B-r-a-a-a-a-a-i-i-i-i-i-ns!” “I want to eat your brains!”