Wrestling Midgets 'Killed By Fake Prostitutes'

Sky News ^ | July 03, 2009 | Staff

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Two professional midget wrestlers found dead in a low-rent hotel room may have been drugged by female robbers, according to Mexican authorities.

Relatives of twins Alejandro 'Espectrito' and Alberto 'La Parkita' Perez Jimenez pay their last respects.

Post mortems are being carried out on La Parkita - or Little Death - who wore a skeleton costume in the ring and Espectrito Jr.

The twin brothers, real names Alberto and Alejandro Jimenez, reportedly had been entertaining two prostitutes on the night of their deaths.

Police said two women were seen leaving the men's hotel room shortly before the bodies were discovered by a cleaner.

Prosecutor Miguel Angel Mancera said gangs of female robbers are experienced at using drugs to knock men out and rob them but they may have used too strong a dose.

The wrestlers' small stature means they may have succumbed to the drugs more easily, although larger men have also died in similar crimes.

The bodies of the two men, both aged 35, were found at a hotel a short distance from the Arena Mexico wrestling venue in Mexico City.

Midget wrestling had a huge following in the 50s and 60s but its popularity has waned across the world.

But the sport is still enormously popular in Mexico and fans are said to be mourning its two most famous stars.

[Darksheare]

NOT My Fault.

[Vaduz]

When did Nancy and Hillary go to Mexico for a fact finding tour?.

[TWfromTEXAS]

LV, interesting that both were 35, and both Midgets! What are the odds? Would that be odds on odds?

[Enterprise]

They thought they were in for a long night, but in reality, it was short work.

[BerniesFriend]

Wrestling Midgets 'Killed By Fake Prostitutes'

"Oh it's horrible Frank! Just horrible! My father went the same way!"

[earlJam]

GEORGE: (to Mickey) Can’t you just switch with another Midget?

(Mickey grabs the counter with rage on his face. He turns and moves up to George, points his finger at him)

MICKEY: It’s little people, you got that?

[earlJam]

We need a background check for hookers. Plus 30 day cooling off period before hiring one.

Close the peepshow loophole!

[ConfusedAndLovingIt]

LV, interesting that both were 35, and both Midgets! What are the odds? Would that be odds on odds?

They were both 35 and both midgets and both twins. What are the odds?

[Larry Lucido]

Worst that ever happens to me with fake prostitutes is I just get left handcuffed to the bed....

[earlJam]

... which is why I never carry more than eight dollars on me.

[Allegra]

Midget ping.

[TWfromTEXAS]

and both twins

Your joking! This just gets more odd by the minute!

[Gondring]

What would I do without you keeping me informed of such things?!? Thanks for the ping!

[TheMom]

If a thread is about:

Midgets - ping humblegunner
Blowed up guns - ping Eaker
Socks - ping Allegra
Alaska - ping thackney
Goats - ping TheMom

[Eaker]

Or you can mix it all up!

[Enterprise]

What’s even more humiliating is when they point at you and laugh hysterically on the way out of the room.

[fieldmarshaldj]

RIP.

[Slings and Arrows]

Sudennly, the world is just a little bit colder.

Second thread.

[Allegra]

Alaska - ping thackney

Especially if it's a moose story.

[Lady Jag]