Obama serenades his voters! "Have I Told You Lately?"

self | July 2, 2009 | Mac from Cleveland

[Mac from Cleveland]

Have I told you lately that I'm a black guy?
Can I serve you some more pie in the sky?
I gush forth "cool" and "vibrance"
Like a million fire hydrants.
Ease your guilt trip , that's what I do

Have I told you lately that I'm a black guy?
Last year, when I said "Jump!", y'all asked "how high"?
Damn, you folks were easy-
You'd have voted for George and Weezy.
Soothe your self loathing, that's what I do.

Have I told you lately how I scammed you?"
Hell, I mean even my minister "God damned" you!
I could spit in your faces.
You won't object-'cause that'd be racist.
Kneel before me, that's what you do.

I knew the reason I'd win,
was the color of my skin.
I played you all just like a fool.
No one cared if I lied,
Or that I was unqualified.
You just wanted to feel cool.

Have you noticed lately-we've been stumbling?
And it's due primarily to my bumbling
Now I need you to be patient,
As I go out on vacation.
Get my groove on, that's what I do.

Will Iran be free? Oh I guess one day.
Now shut up, and let me eat my sundae.
I don't give a damn 'bout Neda-
Just listen to my, er, the Supreme Leader
I'll vote "present", that's what I do.

Have I told you America, how much I hate you?
And I'm, oh so glad to eviscerate you?
I don't see "lefties" or "righties"-
Just see a bunch of whities.
Get some payback, that's what I do.

Yes, I know you're stressin'
as I lead us into a depression
But that's too bad, cause it's too late.
As things go from bad to worse,
celebrate that I'm "diverse".
Then bend over and accept your fate.

Now that I'm in charge, we do things my way,
And when I get done, we'll be like Zimbabwe.
All of this liberal madness,
is gonna end in sadness.
Join the Third World, that's what we'll do

[Mac from Cleveland]

With apologies to Van Morrison and Rod Stewart.

[envisio]

Thats Great!

[Mac from Cleveland]

Thanks.