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To: Chet 99

I’ve never seen a cocker spaniel do anything but piss on a rug. I thought that was all they were good at.


2 posted on 06/29/2009 9:06:55 PM PDT by FlJoePa
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3 posted on 06/29/2009 9:08:39 PM PDT by Chet 99
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To: FlJoePa

My Dad was right they are dumb dogs


5 posted on 06/29/2009 9:13:53 PM PDT by Canes101
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To: FlJoePa
> I’ve never seen a cocker spaniel do anything but piss on a rug. I thought that was all they were good at.

What you say is true.

But they're VERY good at pissing on rugs. It's a talent.

Or so I'm told...

7 posted on 06/29/2009 9:16:09 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: FlJoePa
I’ve never seen a cocker spaniel do anything but piss on a rug. I thought that was all they were good at.

As opposed to the differential equations solved by your breed of choice? I've never had much contact with cocker spaniels, but my king charles spanial, while no genius, attracts women like no animal you've ever seen. If that isn't a useful skill for a dog, I don't know what is.

16 posted on 06/29/2009 9:34:22 PM PDT by Minn (Here is a realistic picture of the prophet: ----> ([: {()
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To: FlJoePa
Bailey the Cocker. Pirate, champion rug pisser...


17 posted on 06/29/2009 9:34:39 PM PDT by socal_parrot (I hate to say I told you so, but...)
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To: FlJoePa

Mine are the rugs. LOL They are constantly underfoot. When I sit down they lay on my feet, nice in the winter, less so in summer.


18 posted on 06/29/2009 9:35:30 PM PDT by kalee (01/20/13 The end of an error.... Obama even worse than Carter.)
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To: FlJoePa

My sister-in-law has one of those yappy bastuges. I friggin hate the thing. We tried putting it out back with the real dogs (German Shepard and Chocolate Lab) but it tried that badass crap with the Lab.

The Lab just grabbed it around the neck and proceeded to shake. Wife saved the little crappers life. We had to bring in the Lab one day and my idiot sister-in-law let her little beauty out with similar results inside. Wife again saved the bastage.

The little crapper tries to write checks his butt can’t cash.


20 posted on 06/29/2009 9:42:56 PM PDT by packrat35 (Nancy Pelosi is a liar!)
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To: FlJoePa

Cocker Spaniels were at one time rated as one of the worst biters.


24 posted on 06/29/2009 10:09:17 PM PDT by matthew fuller (-- for the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really ashamed of my country.)
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