Man tries to rob hotel with a butter knife

AP ^

[Chet 99]

RAPID CITY, S.D. (AP) — Police arrested a man they said tried to rob a hotel around 6 p.m. on Sunday with a butter knife. The clerk refused to give the man any money, and he left the hotel on foot.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

Wonder if he gave them their butter knife back?

[RepublitarianRoger2]

Now he’s just forked...

[mrmeangenes]

“Give it up, or I’ll smear you all over with the high cholosterol spread !!”

Clerk: (Simpering a bit) “ Is that a threat or a promise ? “

[FreePaul]

Trying to spread the wealth. Maybe he should have used an oleo knife to be more PC.

[JoeProBono]

[joejm65]

Did he want money, or just a few extra dinner rolls?

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[green pastures]

Apparently, that's a Promise...

[Buckeye McFrog]

was the perp wearing an Obama t-shirt?.....PLEASE tell me he was wearing an Obama t-shirt...

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

He came for the Bread

[xp38]

That's not a knife!

[green pastures]

The article title for that would have been “Man tries to rob hotel with a spork.”

[llevrok]

Confucius: “Criminal like butter knife. Not too sharp!”

[Daffynition]

[mrmeangenes]

Promise them anything,but give them...Parkay !
(No-no-no ! Mantecita !)

[Mogollon]

There should be a law that bans butter-knives.

[RetSignman]

Never bring a butter knife to a fork fight.