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Prostitute, Frito-Lay worker agreed on exchange of oral treats. (Photo: guilty)
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| 6/27/09
| Mikey_1962
Posted on 06/27/2009 9:18:52 AM PDT by Mikey_1962
JUNE 24--Meet Lahoma Sue Smith. The Oklahoma woman, 36, copped a plea last week to a prostitution charge for accepting a box of Frito-Lay chips in exchange for oral sex. According to the below Oklahoma City Police Department report, john Faron Johnson told cops that he informed Smith that he did not have any money, but that she "agreed to give him a 'b*** job' meaning oral sex, for a box of chips." Johnson, a Frito-Lay employee, provided Smith with a case of chips he valued at $30. Following her February arrest, Smith, pictured in the mug shot at right, told police that she had a few prior prostitution busts.
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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Get Frito-Layed?
To: Mikey_1962
I hope she at least planned on eating them......after {;^)
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posted on
06/27/2009 9:20:28 AM PDT
by
Las Vegas Ron
(zer0 is doing to capitalism what Kennedy did to health care)
To: Mikey_1962
This story about salty snacks has been done once before and the subject is exhausted.
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posted on
06/27/2009 9:21:05 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Why excerpt your own blog? If its that damned important, then (Excerpted. Click here to read more))
To: Mikey_1962
LOL!!
Obama’s fault! Starving prostitutes....lol!
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posted on
06/27/2009 9:21:28 AM PDT
by
penelopesire
("The only CHANGE you will get with the Democrats is the CHANGE left in your pocket")
To: Mikey_1962
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posted on
06/27/2009 9:22:11 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Why excerpt your own blog? If its that damned important, then (Excerpted. Click here to read more))
To: Mikey_1962
Who sells chips in a box?
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posted on
06/27/2009 9:24:27 AM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
( Hey, remember the last head of state who dictated the design of automobiles?)
To: Mikey_1962
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posted on
06/27/2009 9:26:36 AM PDT
by
Califreak
(Dissident under duress)
To: Mikey_1962
I roared out loud at your answer! Excellent
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posted on
06/27/2009 9:28:22 AM PDT
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Is there a Liars Anonymous? If so, they need more advertising - so many people need their help.)
To: Mikey_1962
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posted on
06/27/2009 9:32:16 AM PDT
by
maggief
To: Mikey_1962
I think you'd have to spray on some cheeze whiz on her to make her somewhat edible..
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posted on
06/27/2009 9:38:01 AM PDT
by
MAD-AS-HELL
(Hope and Change. Rhetoric embraced by the Insane - Obama, The Chump in Charge)
To: Mikey_1962
New meaning for special sauce.
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posted on
06/27/2009 9:44:45 AM PDT
by
meatloaf
(Obama, Obozo ... what's the difference?)
To: Mikey_1962
About a year ago, I had to go to a business in Dallas, TX (my home) on Harry Hines Blvd (yep, tha’s correct) to pick up a new window for a friends car. While getting out of the car, a really pathetic woman walks up and say she will show me her teats for $5.00. I happen to have a $5.00 bill in my shirt pocket, so I gave it to her and made her promise NOT to pull up her shirt. She smiled and said, “yes sir.”
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posted on
06/27/2009 9:45:18 AM PDT
by
devane617
(Republicans first strategy should be taking over the MSM. Without it we are doomed.)
To: devane617
Oh, this must the dame who engaged in sexual experimentation, landed in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget. She was injured w/ a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade. A man called 911, said he attached a sex toy to a saw and then used the high-powered, homemade device on his partner.
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posted on
06/27/2009 10:00:26 AM PDT
by
Liz
(When people fear govt, we have tyranny; when govt fears the people, we have freedom.)
To: Mikey_1962
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posted on
06/27/2009 10:06:26 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
06/27/2009 10:12:11 AM PDT
by
Mikey_1962
(Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
06/27/2009 10:12:16 AM PDT
by
Mikey_1962
(Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
06/27/2009 10:12:19 AM PDT
by
Mikey_1962
(Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
To: Mikey_1962
So, when the guy asks if he’s seen his dollar bill, and the Gecko says, “Fancy a crisp”......
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posted on
06/27/2009 10:14:34 AM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Mikey_1962
Betcha can’t eat just one.
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posted on
06/27/2009 10:14:37 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
06/27/2009 10:14:38 AM PDT
by
patton
(Obama has replaced "Res Publica" with "Quod licet Jovi non licet bovi.")
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