Walking in the woods and a UFO lands near you. Aliens offer you a ride. How do you react?

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[JoeProBono]

Close encounters? Join Mary Wells, Candice Bergen, Cynthia McFadden and the wOw women in this extraterrestrial conversation.

[JoeProBono]

Liz Smith | Liz Smith Gets Real I would try to wake up! I’m a realist.

Judith Martin |Judith Martin's Mother Said to Never Accept Rides From Strangers My mother told me never to accept rides from strangers and I presume that she did not grant an exemption for strange strangers.

Candice Bergen | Candice Bergen Would Hop Aboard a UFO If I were sure they wouldn’t extract any bodily or cranial fluid with a two-foot-long hypodermic, I would hop aboard and hope I’d be returned in my lifetime.

Joan Juliet Buck | Joan Juliet Buck's Alien Scenarios Depends. If I’m a little depressed I’d go with them — what the hell, here’s another adventure, how’s the cell phone reception up there, can I text home? If I’m feeling attached to daily outcomes I’d refuse politely. If I had children I’d get their license plate and report the UFO as a danger to humanity.

Joan Ganz Cooney | Joan Ganz Cooney Would Politely Decline I would say "no thank you." I’m an unrepentant coward.

Cynthia McFadden | Today 12:00 am Cynthia McFadden: Reporting rom Outerspace? I grab my camera and hop aboard … hoping that it’s a round-trip flight.

Mary Wells | Mary Wells Carries a Flip in Case a UFO Approaches I carry the Flip Lesley (Stahl) gave us as a gift just in case a UFO lands near me and offers me a ride or I am offered a similar thrill. I would not be afraid, but I would certainly want to send the picture back to wOw.

[RexBeach]

Do you know what a Close Encounter of the Fourth Kind” is?

Heavy petting in the back seat of a UFO.

[mysterio]

I’d ask them to fly me over to Quix’s place so I could deliver my apology in person.

[JoeProBono]

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Well, first I would put down my bong...

[JoeProBono]

[trumandogz]

Perhaps this is what happened to Mark Sanford.

Well at least being abducted by a UFO would be more plausible than his current stories.

[skully]

I would get in a UFO before I got in a car with Ted Kennedy.

[dead]

LOL! I’d be in the same boat. Nanoo Nanoo.

[GraceG]

I ask them one simple question: What form of government do you have?

Here is how I react based on their answer:

1. Socialism/Communism: I tell them to get lost or if I have a gun I rush their ship and steal as much tech as i can get my grubby little hands on and tell them that because they are the “elite” with all their interplanetary tech that they deserve to be plundered to make things “even”.

2. Capitalistic/Libertarian: I ask them if anyone on their ship/planet/colony is hiring and that I would be happy to work my way across the universe. I would then start thing about what I could sell to these guys to turn a good profit and buy my own dang spaceship eventually.

3. Monarchy/Dictatorship: I would kindly decline and ask them politely to remove any references from the earth from their navigation logs.

4. Republic: I would take them up on their offer and ask if I could become their ambassador to this world.

[a fool in paradise]

Candice Bergen | Candice Bergen Would Hop Aboard a UFO If I were sure they wouldn’t extract any bodily or cranial fluid with a two-foot-long hypodermic, I would hop aboard and hope I’d be returned in my lifetime.

Katie Couric would be willing to go as long as she got "exclusive" coverage and got a tape of the anal probing.

[LRS]

I would be highly suspicious of them seeing how over a half a century they haven’t figured out the human anus or the reproductive organs of cattle...

[dragonblustar]

Let's see.... Would I rather be taken to another planet and be probed by an alien or stay here and suffer under the Obama presidency.......

What does the alien look like?

[a fool in paradise]

What form of government do you have?

[gimme1ibertee]

I’d tell them, “Hey,buttheads...thanks a LOT for the liberals!!!”

[Scythian]

I’d ask them to fly me over to Quix’s place so I could deliver my apology in person.



Best line ever ...

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Good point — kind of comes down to whether we get lubed first or not.

[WayneS]

Walking in the woods and a UFO lands near you. Aliens offer you a ride. How do you react?

It depends on whether they are going in my direction.

[a fool in paradise]

Mary Wells | Mary Wells Carries a Flip in Case a UFO Approaches I carry the Flip Lesley (Stahl) gave us as a gift just in case a UFO lands near me and offers me a ride or I am offered a similar thrill. I would not be afraid, but I would certainly want to send the picture back to wOw.

3 musicians who've stated they ARE from outer space:

Sun Ra

Roky Erickson

Question Mark

And some glam pretenders:

Ziggy Stardust

Zolar X

[a fool in paradise]

Then you should be suspicious of persons from San Francisco as well.