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I'm figuring it's an initiation or a dare..
1 posted on 06/23/2009 2:14:49 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
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The perp ran off and hopped into an awaiting van.


2 posted on 06/23/2009 2:15:23 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed.)
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To: NormsRevenge

William Burroughs


3 posted on 06/23/2009 2:16:03 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: NormsRevenge
Wendy's restaurant was handing food to a customer waiting in her car when a naked man ran between them, taking off with her fries, and leaving little evidence behind, according to police.

Thank God for little details.

4 posted on 06/23/2009 2:16:27 PM PDT by Alex Murphy (Theology is the Queen Of The Sciences)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Naked french fry thief ping.


5 posted on 06/23/2009 2:16:44 PM PDT by Allegra ( Iran Azadi!)
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To: NormsRevenge

While I would never condone this behavior...it sure is entertaining.


6 posted on 06/23/2009 2:17:14 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (doubleplusungood)
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To: NormsRevenge

Sounds like a flash-fry protest...

Can you imagine the jokes had he nabbed the chicken nuggets instead?


7 posted on 06/23/2009 2:18:23 PM PDT by green pastures
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I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late.
9 posted on 06/23/2009 2:20:16 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, AIG, Chrysler and GM are what Marx meant by the means of production.)
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"Other than an age range, neither woman could provide further description," police said in a press release.

If the phrase "hung like a hamster" came up, I want it clear that I have an alibi.

11 posted on 06/23/2009 2:22:01 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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"hold them fries"

12 posted on 06/23/2009 2:22:05 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Slings and Arrows

PONG


13 posted on 06/23/2009 2:22:09 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: NormsRevenge

He’s probably clothed, “wearing a disguise” now.


14 posted on 06/23/2009 2:22:59 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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“Other than an age range, neither woman could provide further description,” police said in a press release.”.....

I think she saw more than an age range.....


15 posted on 06/23/2009 2:26:07 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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Or a Doukhobor? This is British Columbia we are talking about.


19 posted on 06/23/2009 2:46:05 PM PDT by magslinger (Inside every father is a Bryan Mills waiting to get out.)
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I bet that doesn’t happen in January.


20 posted on 06/23/2009 2:48:01 PM PDT by immadashell
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I thought this story would be from Seattle ...Vancouver ......close enuf!


21 posted on 06/23/2009 2:49:31 PM PDT by Daffynition ("If any of you die, can I please have your ammo?" ~ Gator113)
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Police search for naked french fry thief

Why would anyone want to steal a naked french fry? LOL


22 posted on 06/23/2009 4:23:14 PM PDT by Know et al (Everything I know I read in the newspaper and that's the reason for my ignorance: Will Rogers)
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24 posted on 06/23/2009 7:04:27 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Why excerpt your own blog? If its that damned important, then (Excerpted. Click here to read more))
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Good thing it wasn’t hot coffee. Imagine the burns!


25 posted on 06/23/2009 8:22:09 PM PDT by rmlew ( The SAVE and GIVE acts are institutioning Corvee. Where's the outtrage!)
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That’s not the scary part. The scary part was when he ran inside, ran up to the fryer, and started bobbing for onion rings...without bending over.


27 posted on 06/24/2009 12:05:16 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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