[Billthedrill]

"Other than an age range, neither woman could provide further description," police said in a press release.

If the phrase "hung like a hamster" came up, I want it clear that I have an alibi.

[Ramius]

OK. I want you to tell me what these fellas look like.

- The little guy was kinda funny-lookin’.

In what way?

- I don’t know. Just funny-lookin’.

Can you be any more specific?

- I couldn’t really say. He wasn’t circumcised.

Was he funny-lookin’ apart from that?

- Yah.

[Titan Magroyne]

“Looked like a penis, only smaller.”

Sorry, ‘twas low-hanging fru- ...er ...um