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Former St. Lucia Governor: Amy Winehouse Is A "Tattooed Reptile"
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| June 18, 2009
| Shannon McGregor
Posted on 06/18/2009 2:34:12 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
London, England (BANG) - Amy Winehouse is a "tattooed reptile" who will bring "untold human suffering" to St. Lucia. The former governor of the Caribbean island has written a public appeal begging officials to stop the "Rehab" singer from buying a house and settling there permanently.
Jeff Fedee wrote in the St. Lucia Star newspaper: "I would strongly urge she be denied residency status to purchase property in St. Lucia. Is she being given special treatment?"
"She'd be a menace and a dangerous influence to our society because the demons that inhabit her tortured body will have to be fed. Are the authorities going to ignore the indulgences in illegal substances for which St. Lucians are arrested and incarcerated."
"I predict the relative peace and tranquility we enjoy will desert us and untold misery and disasters will visit us. Do not let that tattooed reptile become a resident of St. Lucia."
"We cannot put our future in jeopardy for the sake of selling a house to a character that will draw to St. Lucia untold human suffering."
Jeff is concerned that Amy - who has been staying on the island for almost all of this year and has stunned locals with her outrageous alcohol-fueled antics - will be a bad influence on younger residents, who she is often pictured playing with on the beach.
He added: "Those who sing the praises of Amy Winehouse are missing the point. She is not a good model for St. Lucian citizens, particularly the youth, despite the music."
"Which begs the question - what positive message is Amy Winehouse conveying to young people?"
Amy is hoping to buy a house where she can install a recording studio in order to work on her long-awaited third album away from the temptations of partying in London.
TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Music/Entertainment; Society
KEYWORDS: herpetology; winehouse
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ROFLMAO!
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Well now thats not very diversity-tolerant.
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posted on
06/18/2009 2:36:33 PM PDT
by
skeeter
To: Diana in Wisconsin
They tried to make her go to rehab, she said “no, no, no”....
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posted on
06/18/2009 2:37:03 PM PDT
by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
I like this guy!!!
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posted on
06/18/2009 2:37:45 PM PDT
by
raybbr
(It's going to get a lot worse now that the anchor babies are voting!)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Amy Winehouse is an amazing talent hidden in a the fetid folds of puerile putrid filth.
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posted on
06/18/2009 2:38:16 PM PDT
by
allmendream
("Wealth is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?")
To: allmendream
I think I’m gonna hurl...
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posted on
06/18/2009 2:39:17 PM PDT
by
skeeter
To: Diana in Wisconsin
I wonder what led him to that conclusion?
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posted on
06/18/2009 2:39:24 PM PDT
by
Centurion2000
(Out of gas become a pill box, Out of ammo become a bunker, Out of hope become a hero.)
To: Centurion2000
I mean she seems so wholesome and innocent.
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posted on
06/18/2009 2:39:44 PM PDT
by
Centurion2000
(Out of gas become a pill box, Out of ammo become a bunker, Out of hope become a hero.)
To: Centurion2000
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posted on
06/18/2009 2:40:41 PM PDT
by
skeeter
To: skeeter
Hey man, if you're gonna spew, spew in this....
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posted on
06/18/2009 2:44:14 PM PDT
by
Centurion2000
(Out of gas become a pill box, Out of ammo become a bunker, Out of hope become a hero.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Amy is hoping to buy a house where she can install a recording studio in order to work on her long-awaited third album away from the temptations of partying in London.
I think that means her body won't be found in an ally, it'll be found in her bathroom.
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posted on
06/18/2009 2:45:19 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
To: Centurion2000
Yeah. I would take her home to mom...who wouldn’t?
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posted on
06/18/2009 2:45:52 PM PDT
by
lormand
(zero b. Hussien - Hard on flies, soft on terrorists)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
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posted on
06/18/2009 2:46:31 PM PDT
by
IronJack
(=)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Graham Norton does some really good numbers on her at the beginning of his show each week.
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posted on
06/18/2009 2:48:32 PM PDT
by
La Lydia
(.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Let her buy a house directly on a cliff on the coast. Let nature take its course.
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posted on
06/18/2009 2:49:43 PM PDT
by
randog
(Tap into America!)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Ha Ha Ha
Sounds very accurate to me
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posted on
06/18/2009 2:50:36 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(http://libertyfic.proboards.com <----go there now,----> tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Why didn’t this guy run for president instead of that jerk from Kenya?
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posted on
06/18/2009 2:54:58 PM PDT
by
D Rider
To: Diana in Wisconsin
She was denied alchohol by the local bars and she would crawl up to people dining outdoors and steal their drinks.
Like a little crackie Leprechaun.
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posted on
06/18/2009 3:04:51 PM PDT
by
autumnraine
(Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose- Kris Kristoferrson)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
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posted on
06/18/2009 3:04:58 PM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
(In memory of my father, Gunnery Sgt., USMC, WWII and Korea, 1925-2002)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
So I”m assuming he’s not a fan of her music either?
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