Wolverines!
No wolverines here in TX, but we have badgers.
They are very fierce like some Texans, but unfriendly unlike most Texans.
If you are smart you will not try to twist a badger out of it’s hole. It is almost impossible to do, but if you manage to get him out of the hole you will wish you had not.
I have a better idea: let’s get Unintended Consequences made into a movie. Much more timely than Red Dawn!
It will be Red State Dawn... and the Red States will be the bad guys
After all of the complaints from Ohio State alumni, they will yell “Buckeyes!” in the remake.