He’s married to a slutty looking bimbo who looks like a Tranny and they have a bastard son...
Just a joke, Dave...
I have slight problem with #5...
Because “bashing bush” went out of style on my TV back in 2001...
Hey Dave! I bet your old momma is sure proud of her son right now fantisizing on TV about impregnating a 14 year old. (LOL! It’s a joke boy! Can’t you take a joke?)
#1— Dave is a dirty old perv who likes “Barely Legal” videos.
#1. He hasn’t been funny since 1991.
that photo makes me think that perhaps CBS will try springing an hour long show about lap dancing into the late night lineup...
Here are some of David Letterman’s sponsors:
Aveeno https://www.aveeno.com/contact-us.jsp;jsessionid=ICzq9MKfCJMvYNQPalV7EWJ+CJY
Canon http://www.usa.canon.com/templatedata/AboutCanon/ciwofloc.html
Citibank https://online.citibank.com/US/JRS/portal/contactus.do
Downey (Owned by P&G) http://www.downy.com/en_US/contactus.jsp
Hellman’s https://secure.hellmanns.com/contact_us.aspx
Lexus (Owned by Toyota) http://www.lexus.com/contact/
Nissan Motors http://www.nissanusa.com/apps/contactus
Rogaine http://www.rogaine.com/men/contact-us
Ambien CR https://contactus.sanofi-aventis.us/default.aspx
Chase https://www.chase.com/ccp/index.jsp?pg_name=ccpmapp/shared/assets/page/contactus
Ford http://www.fordvehicles.com/help/contact/
Hotels.com http://www.hotels.com/faqs.do?reqType=getQuestions&cmsFaqId=
Listerene (Johnson & Johnson) https://www.listerine.com/contact-us.jsp;jsessionid=o9dUC7PE892Iut-YH7ibH32Z1Wk
Mazda http://www.mazdausa.com/MusaWeb/emailMazda.action
Old Navy (Owned by The Gap) http://oldnavy.gap.com/customerService/info.do?cid=3332&mlink=5151,1004621,3&clink=1004621
Samsung http://www.samsung.com/us/info/contactus.html
T-Mobile http://www.t-mobile.com/Contact.aspx
Also if you haven’t yet filed a complaint at the FCC:
http://esupport.fcc.gov/complaints.htm
Channel and time: CBS at 11:30 p.m. Monday June 8th (rape joke), Tuesday 9th (prostitute joke)
CBS Feedback;
http://www.cbs.com/info/user_services/fb_global_form
What’s with this “top ten” business? I haven’t tuned in to Letterman in years.
Letterwoman could floss with a ski rope.
Top Ten Reasons Not To Watch David Letterman
Because it is DAVID LETTERMAN! Cher said it best “David your an A$$ HOLE!
Some of my My Top Ten Reasons not to watch Bucktooth Deadletter:
His laugh
He makes silly faces
He wears white socks with a dark suit (very dumb looking)
He whines to much when he’s annoyed about something
I guess if you don’t know who Larry “Bud” Melman is, you don’t need 10 reasons.
He’s bitter and mean spirited. He has no rapport or friendly manner that would put people at ease. I think he is the exact opposite of Johnny Carson. Carson was the greatest, whether he was talking to Marlon Brando or the strange “nut lady”. He was genuine nice human being. Letterman? I can’t think of any redeeming personality traits or qualities. It makes sense why Carson wanted Leno to take over his show. Maybe Letterman resents it, who knows and I personally dislike people who attack children of celebrities and politicians. They’re an easy target. Letterman is a second rate has-been talk show host who has never done anything constructive in his life. Let him rot in hell.
Who needs 10??? He’s NOT FUNNY is the ONLY reason not to watch his crap. He;s bitter.