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~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~~~
The Peoples Cube ^
| June 10, 2009
| By Superkommissar Maksim
Posted on 06/12/2009 5:31:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: sunny48
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my
Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.
She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.
I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, ‘Now you stay. Do you hear me?’
‘Stay! Stay!’
The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, gave me a strange look and said,
‘Why don’t you just put it in park?’
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posted on
06/12/2009 8:48:55 AM PDT
by
sunny48
To: sunny48
A husband walks into Victoria ‘s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price — the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she’s no dummy), ‘I have an idea. It’s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on, but I’ll do the modelling without my clothes on (he’ll never know the difference), and I’ll return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.’
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, ‘Good Grief! You’d think for $500, they’d at least iron it!’
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.
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posted on
06/12/2009 8:49:30 AM PDT
by
sunny48
To: Shyla
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posted on
06/12/2009 8:49:47 AM PDT
by
girlscout
(Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?)
To: girlscout
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posted on
06/12/2009 8:50:05 AM PDT
by
Shyla
To: sunny48
Pelosi, Biden and Obama were on a donkey, at the edge of a cliff.
The donkey got spooked and jumped off the cliff.
Who was saved?Pelosi. She landed on her face and bounced.
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posted on
06/12/2009 8:50:57 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Liberal DOUBLE-STANDARDS are HATE speech.)
To: girlscout
That t-shirt is hysterical.
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posted on
06/12/2009 8:51:54 AM PDT
by
Shyla
To: Shyla
Mine are black. In fact, I have 4 pairs of black ones ... so I guess that old saying is true.
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posted on
06/12/2009 8:53:26 AM PDT
by
girlscout
(Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?)
To: servantboy777
What does Obama have in common with God?
Neither has a birth certificate!
(Thanks Rush)
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posted on
06/12/2009 8:54:06 AM PDT
by
CSM
(Business is too big too fail... Government is too big to succeed... I am too small to matter...)
To: servantboy777
What is the difference between God and Obama?
God doesn’t think he is Obama!
(Thanks again Rush)
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posted on
06/12/2009 8:54:48 AM PDT
by
CSM
(Business is too big too fail... Government is too big to succeed... I am too small to matter...)
To: girlscout
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posted on
06/12/2009 8:57:24 AM PDT
by
Shyla
To: sunny48
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posted on
06/12/2009 8:57:29 AM PDT
by
girlscout
(Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?)
To: Yorlik803
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posted on
06/12/2009 8:58:19 AM PDT
by
CSM
(Business is too big too fail... Government is too big to succeed... I am too small to matter...)
To: Lucky9teen
Some people like their eminems with nuts.
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posted on
06/12/2009 8:58:29 AM PDT
by
GSWarrior
(Will somebody make me a damn waffle?)
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To: nuke rocketeer
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posted on
06/12/2009 9:07:43 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Revolution can't come soon enough......When is enough, ENOUGH?)
To: Shyla
Hey, you could be the next Cupcake Czar!
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posted on
06/12/2009 9:10:31 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Revolution can't come soon enough......When is enough, ENOUGH?)
To: DaveLoneRanger
Don't mess with the elephant!!
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posted on
06/12/2009 9:12:14 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Revolution can't come soon enough......When is enough, ENOUGH?)
To: Lucky9teen
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06/12/2009 9:12:15 AM PDT
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Shyla
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