Targeting Lost Causers

Old Virginia Blog ^ | 06/09/2009 | Richard Williams

[Davy Buck]

My oh my, what would the critics, the Civil War publications, publishers, and bloggers do if it weren't for the bad boys of the Confederacy and those who study them and also those who wish to honor their ancestors who fought for the Confederacy?

[stand watie]

in other words, you aren't smart enough to know that "Smith P." wouldn't have been IN Memphis on that date, IF he had been a guerrilla leader & off leading a group of partisans.

in case you didn't know it (OR if you are just LYING about it, as you have so many times & about so many subjects), he was a legitimate BG (and is so identified in the Union army records AFTER the war) and was a "dedicated sportsman, fox hunter & woodsman".

so "the JOKE", as usual is on YOU.

free dixie,sw

[stand watie]

truthfully, i don't think there is a single person on these threads that doesn't know that N-S will do/say/suggest ANYTHING to "prove his point", i.e., lie/deceive/"change the subject"/ask stupid questions/try to divert attention to something else/tell a HALF-truth.

that's what a PROPAGANDIST does. DECEIT is his "stock in trade".

free dixie,sw

[stand watie]

btw, NOTHING in your #294 has anything RELEVANT to TRUTHFULLY responding to my point = NOBODY here is FOOLED by such SILLY posts, as you routinely post. NOBODY.

those sorts of posts just make you look DUMB & clue-LESS.

free dixie,sw

[stand watie]

note to PR, All: the thing that "fascinates me" about the members of "The DAMNyankee Coven of FOOLS,lunatics, BIGOTS, nitwits, south-HATERS, weirdos,antisemites,etc" is that they evidently believe that ANYBODY (that reads these threads) on FR believes them on ANY subject.

they have told so many SILLY/obvious/CLUMSY lies, on so many subjects, that they simply look RIDICULOUS, UNINTELLIGENT & DISHONEST to "normal people of average/above average IQ".

laughing AT them, as i believe most readers do.

free dixie,sw

[Non-Sequitur]

don't you WISH that you had kept your big mouth SHUT about this, so that you won't be HUMILATED & EXPOSED as a KNOWING LIAR???

I'm waiting. Where's the damned book?

[stand watie]

to all: same SILLY question that he's asked repeatedly AND the same DISHONEST poster = N-S, "The Minister of DAMNyankee PROPAGANDA".

to N-S: you're looking DUMBER by the minute.=====> LOL AT you.

free dixie,sw

[Bubba Ho-Tep]

in other words, you aren't smart enough to know that "Smith P." wouldn't have been IN Memphis on that date, IF he had been a guerrilla leader & off leading a group of partisans.

An if he hadn't been seen as a turncoat to the confederate dead-enders he wouldn't have been murdered, either. But the fact is that he was considered a turncoat and he was murdered. Hard to make a case that he would have been a likely candidate for confederate guerilla leader when he didn't even care enough about the cause to wait until Lee's surrender to cut a deal and go home.

The confederate dead-enders hated him so much that he wasn't even included as a confederate soldier in the 1874 Elmwood cemetery book.

he was a legitimate BG (and is so identified in the Union army records AFTER the war)

Uh huh. Unsupported Watie claim #344,582. Maybe those records are in the U-boat on display in a Galveston park.

Say, who is Maryelissa Tyrona Brown-Bollin?

[Bubba Ho-Tep]

:All: the thing that "fascinates me" about the members of "The DAMNyankee Coven of FOOLS,lunatics, BIGOTS, nitwits, south-HATERS, weirdos,antisemites,etc" is that they evidently believe that ANYBODY (that reads these threads) on FR believes them on ANY subject

Tell us about the Galveston U-boat again. Tell us about the El Paso Thanksgiving.

[Bubba Ho-Tep]

I guess it's that time again.

I'M A LOST CAUSE FREEPER

Oh, I’m a Lost Cause Freeper, now that’s just what I am.
For standard capitalization, I do not give a damn.
No tale’s too big to make up, no sources I will quote
And I don’t need no spell-check for anything I wrote.

I hates the stars and stripes flag, I loves the stars and bars
I stuck a big Third National on the bumper of my car
I got a Cherokee flag that I had special made
Most people when they meet me, think I’m touched in the haid.

I hates all things from up north. I really, really do.
If Santa’s from the pole there, well then I hates him too.
I’ve been a Lost Cause Freeper for seven years or more.
I only talks ‘bout pancakes, and the late Civil War.

The Yanks killed all my kinfolk, ev’ry single one.
And there’s a captured U-boat on display in Galveston.
Quantrill spelled his name wrong, ev’ry single time
And ev’ry Union soldier shoulda been hung for a crime.

That I’m a protected poster many here can vouch,
When Jim Rob comes to DC, he sleeps here on my couch.
I can’t express myself in words like normal people do
My fingers hurt from pounding keys, I might have a loose screw.

Three hundred thousand posts here, they all read just the same
And if my facts are incorrect, I will not take the blame
I got it from a book I read, one you cannot find
And don’t you dare suggest it’s just a figment of my mind.

I’m stuck in these United States, beneath the flag I hate
I sign my posts “free dixie” but am resigned to my fate
I’ll keep on fightin’ my war, on every single thread
I won’t stop actin’ crazy until I am dead

[Non-Sequitur]

to N-S: you're looking DUMBER by the minute.=====> LOL AT you.

I'm waiting. We've all been waiting for a couple of months now. When are you going to produce the book?

[central_va]

Here is a better one composed by the Great Hero of the South - Innes Randolph, Major PACS:

Oh, I'm a good old Rebel

Now that's just what I am

For this fair land of freedom

I do not care a damn.

I'm glad I fought against it

I only wish we'd won.

And I don't want no pardon

For anything I've done.

 

I hates the Constitution

This great Republic too

I hates the Freedmen's Bureau

In uniforms of blue.

I hates the nasty eagle

With all his brag and fuss

But the lyin', thievin' Yankees

I hates' em worse and worse

 

Three hundred thousand Yankees

Lies still in Southern dust

We got three hundred thousand

Before they conquered us

They died of Southern fever

And Southern steel and shot

I wish they was three million

Instead of what we got.

 

I can't take up my musket

And fight' em now no more

But I ain't a-goin' to love' em

Now that is certain sure

And I don't want no pardon

For what I was and am

And I won't be reconstructed

And I do not give a damn.

[rockrr]

According to Squattie, "P. Smith" AKA Wile E. Coyote was on deep-cover assignment for the CIA in Cambodia and therefore couldn't possibly have been murdered in Memphis....unless it was in actuality his genetic twin, cloned by the diabolical Dr. Arliss Loveless, that was murdered.

C'mon, you gotta admit it's at least as plausible as any of the drivel that Squattie has dreamed up...;'}

[Bubba Ho-Tep]

Here is a better one composed by the Great Hero of the South - Innes Randolph, Major PACS:

The Great Hero of the South? He was cartographer, a "topographic engineer" on Stuart's staff.

And in case it eluded you, my version is a direct parody of Randolph. Of course, I'm not surprised that his sentiments about hating the United States, the Constitution, and the Freedmen's Bureau would strike a sympathetic chord with you.

[Non-Sequitur]

In the full version Randolph talks about how he hates the Declaration of Independence as well as the Constitution and anything and everything to do with this country. Yet he stayed and made a living as a Baltimore lawyer and writer. I hope his legal talents were better than his literary ones were. For his client’s sake if nothing else.

[central_va]

What you Constitutional Pimps don’t realize is that a states right of secession is a matter of the heart/soul and NOT a matter of a piece of paper; one that you worship with Lincoln serving as sudo-Christ. While I was “defending and upholding the Constitution” in the Navy, the Marxist/leftist/statist/Yankee was crapping all over the Constitution. There are people licking it clean for them constantly, all the while calling themselves conservative. Well, my tongue won’t cooperate, unlike some around here whose breath stinks of the statist rear-end.

[central_va]

The Great Hero of the South? He was cartographer, a "topographic engineer" on Stuart's staff.

Spare me the history lesson. I don't need it from a brainwashed fool.

I'm not surprised that his sentiments about hating the United States, the Constitution, and the Freedmen's Bureau would strike a sympathetic chord with you.

Confusing love of the Central Government with love of your country/republic is the mistake that may cost us all dearly, the Yankee paradigm. Kissing and kowtowing the Federal beast, though humiliating, can be comforting to the faint of heart.

[BnBlFlag]

Preach on, Brother!

[Bubba Ho-Tep]

Spare me the history lesson. I don't need it from a brainwashed fool.

Well you certainly need it from someone. I mean, seriously, a map maker on Stuart's staff is The Great Hero of the South? Come on.

Or did you simply not have a clue about Randolph, other than the fact that he wrote a song whose sentiments you share, and that's enough to make him The Great Hero of the South in your book?

Confusing love of the Central Government with love of your country/republic is the mistake that may cost us all dearly, the Yankee paradigm.

Perhaps you'd care to explain how "I hates the Constitution/ This great Republic too" in fact expresses his love of this country/republic.

[central_va]

Perhaps you'd care to explain how "I hates the Constitution/ This great Republic too" in fact expresses his love of this country/republic.

Too bad the "Great Republic" doesn't allow a state to assume their right of sovereignty, if that is what he meant, I agree. I guess to him even the "Great Republic" was too centralized. Ok, better to error on the side of states rights, in my opinion. He is dead, so no way to ask him.

Every Confederate is a hero, every one of them.

[Non-Sequitur]

OK first, go start whining that I'm picking on you again. You pinged me.

Second, what does your mouth-foaming POS rant have to do with Randolph's clear hatred of the United States?

Three, considering what part of your anatomy your head usually resides in I'm surprised you can smell anything.