lol
I’m going to read this thread, but won’t comment...
The morning “zoo” I listen to on the way home was talking about this guy’s plight. Since the station has a local law firm that allows them to call in with on-air legal questions, they asked the (female) lawyer about it.
She answered about the current case and then mentioned a client of hers who sued the driver who caused his permanent penile damage in a car wreck. He was (still is) so well-endowed that, instead of dressing right or left, he just drove with it yoinked up under the lap belt... It never returned to functioning.