The morning “zoo” I listen to on the way home was talking about this guy’s plight. Since the station has a local law firm that allows them to call in with on-air legal questions, they asked the (female) lawyer about it.
She answered about the current case and then mentioned a client of hers who sued the driver who caused his permanent penile damage in a car wreck. He was (still is) so well-endowed that, instead of dressing right or left, he just drove with it yoinked up under the lap belt... It never returned to functioning.
Oh, uh, sorry to make you wince.
Was his name Sascha Dubinsky?