Eminem's walkout at MTV Movie Awards: Staged? (staged or not he deserved it!)

LA SLIMES ^

[MAD-AS-HELL]

Yep, it sure seems obvious that Eminem's tempestuous reaction to his face being attacked by Sacha Baron Cohen's butt at the MTV Movie Awards was orchestrated.

As a winged, nearly naked Cohen crashed to earth like Icarus, he had to land on someone if the stunt was to have comedic effect. For max funniness, that person should have max rebellious 'tude. That's Eminem in that crowd last night. It can't be a coincidence that the two forces met and cameras were poised to catch it perfectly on TV.

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Furthermore, it seemed like Eminem was wearing a live microphone so we could hear a censor bleep out part of his scream as Cohen's cheeks rubbed against Eminem's: "Are you serious? Get the … off me!"

[MAD-AS-HELL]

Too bad no one secretively gave Sascha laxative a few hours before the show..

[exist]

This totally makes up for the Ron Paul thing. I’ll definitely download Bruno!

[dblshot]

The strangest thing is that in a story about Emimem, Eminem wasn't the most boorish one.

[ArrogantBustard]

This Cohen creature, regardless of stage persona, is the King of Boorishness.

[Liberty Valance]

Entirely predictable and fitting for the assfaced MTV awards. I’ll stick with the old school rockers, George Strait and bluegrass.

[brytlea]

I completely don’t get why he’s funny.

[Red in Blue PA]

.....and unfunny!

[Red in Blue PA]

Join the club.

[ArrogantBustard]

I completely don’t get why he’s funny.

You're a decent person.

[stefanbatory]

bread and circuses to distract the dumb masses...

[5thGenTexan]

dumb masses...

Betcha can't say that 3 time fast!

[stefanbatory]

betcha I can...and with a straight face to boot...

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Proof that you aren’t a liberal!

[brytlea]

OK then, I’m happy!