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1 posted on 06/01/2009 3:37:44 AM PDT by csvset
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I make the same threat at bars and it works in picking up girls. /s


2 posted on 06/01/2009 3:39:48 AM PDT by MAD-AS-HELL (Hope and Change. Rhetoric embraced by the Insane - Obama, The Chump in Charge)
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Maybe now his family will change their mind, and he’ll be able to marry his sweetheart and have a happy marriage ... oh ... wait ... the odds may be against that.


3 posted on 06/01/2009 3:41:16 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (We are a ruled people, serfs to the Federal Oligarchy -- and the Tree of Liberty thirsts)
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Ok, now that is “true love”


4 posted on 06/01/2009 3:47:14 AM PDT by taxcontrol
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I’ve heard of cutting off your nose to spite your face, but this is ridiculous...


7 posted on 06/01/2009 3:51:39 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obamanation: an imploding administration headed by a clueless schmuck, with McCain as his Kowakian)
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OUCH!


8 posted on 06/01/2009 3:51:40 AM PDT by tina07 (In loving memory of my father,WWII Vet. CBI 10/16/42-12/17/45, d. 11/1/85 -Happy B'day Daddy 2/20/23)
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AP photo of the bride

10 posted on 06/01/2009 3:52:33 AM PDT by Blado (''crush the bourgeoisie...grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation'' - V.I. Lenin)
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Who was he wanting to marry? Lorena Bobbit?


12 posted on 06/01/2009 4:17:31 AM PDT by Keli Kilohana (Editor, ZARR CHASM CHRONICAL [sic], Sore, WV)
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She must be quite a woman.


13 posted on 06/01/2009 4:20:27 AM PDT by TurtleUp (So this is how liberty dies - to thunderous applause!)
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YASPT.

Yet Another Severed Penis Thread.


14 posted on 06/01/2009 4:21:42 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union, then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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That had to hurt.


16 posted on 06/01/2009 4:21:58 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family

Now that 25 year old can look into becoming a girl from a lower class family, and maybe convince his former fiance' to become a lesbian.
20 posted on 06/01/2009 4:25:47 AM PDT by mkjessup
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The man was rushed to the hospital but doctors were unable to reattach the severed member

No John Wayne Bobbit redux story here. And to think Obama wants to change our medical care industry to something more similar to what Egypt has.

21 posted on 06/01/2009 4:29:08 AM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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Well as I understand it those guys are circumcised at about age 5 or 6 without any anesthetic. So whats another slice here or there?


22 posted on 06/01/2009 4:29:45 AM PDT by flash2368 (Scary Times)
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You think that's bad (and it is....being a male and all)??

52% of the voters in this country cut off their collective....er.....members when they pulled the lever for obammer.

And just like this (former)guy in India....it ain't gonna grow back!

23 posted on 06/01/2009 4:31:54 AM PDT by Logic n' Reason (Don't piss down my back, then tell me it's rainin'.)
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man cuts off his own penis after family won't let him marry lower class girl

I'm thinking that this has the makings of a GREAT country song.

24 posted on 06/01/2009 4:41:09 AM PDT by SIDENET (Hubba Hubba...)
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That’ll teach ‘em.


25 posted on 06/01/2009 4:41:18 AM PDT by fhayek
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Have to come up with a new euphaism for “cutting one’s own nose of to spite one’s face”


31 posted on 06/01/2009 5:05:53 AM PDT by markomalley (Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus)
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At least he'll be spared the embarrassment of having hairy palms.
32 posted on 06/01/2009 5:09:20 AM PDT by JPG
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NO GRANDCHILDREN FOR YOU!


33 posted on 06/01/2009 5:09:34 AM PDT by wolfcreek ( The Republican Party shouldnÂ’t open itself like a whorehouse to new voters)
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This makes that whole van Gogh ear thing look like a booger doesn't it?
36 posted on 06/01/2009 5:28:55 AM PDT by Niteranger68 (If you haven't purged you company of 0bama supporters, you are part of the problem.)
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