Osiris, is that you?
Maybe now his family will change their mind, and he’ll be able to marry his sweetheart and have a happy marriage ... oh ... wait ... the odds may be against that.
Let's see... what else can we try?
Cut off my leg if I don't win the race?
Cut off my ears if I can't get my favorite CD?
Cut off my arms if I can't get the tatoo I want?
Cut off my nose if I have to smell bacon frying one more time?
The possibilties are endless.