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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MAN AND WOMAN
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/man_women.html ^

Posted on 05/30/2009 6:21:59 PM PDT by navysealdad

Is explained with pictures and graphs.

(Excerpt) Read more at angelfire.com ...


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To: reagan_fanatic

41 posted on 05/30/2009 9:45:35 PM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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To: Tainan

LMAO!


42 posted on 05/30/2009 9:52:52 PM PDT by SloopJohnB (Annoy a Liberal: Work hard and live free)
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To: devolve
== Will this case of Corona give me a huge beergut? ==

Hey! You aren't keeping up with Political Correctness.

One does not have a fat 'beer gut'.

He has developed a 'liquid grain storage facility'.

43 posted on 05/30/2009 10:19:14 PM PDT by SloopJohnB (Annoy a Liberal: Work hard and live free)
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To: navysealdad

MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines
enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.”

“After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.”

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

**********************************************

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary; with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.


44 posted on 05/31/2009 8:12:27 AM PDT by catnipman
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To: ottbmare
There is a well known picture of a woman looking into a mirror and seeing a skull. It's titled, “Vanity, thy name is woman”.

Vanity is more prevalent in recent years and I believe men have been the cause of it.

You cite the “female lack of self-esteem” but it is hard for the average women to compare themselves with the current graphics you will see posted here of starlets who have had every “enhancement” done to their bodies.

When I was growing up, beauty was ‘natural beauty’ and more rare.

Lol, Michael Jackson just wanted to look like Diana Ross. THAT was vanity enhancement gone really bad!!

45 posted on 05/31/2009 11:53:29 AM PDT by potlatch
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To: devolve

I know that TV and movies have done a lot of harm in the last decade or more devolve.

They often do depict men in a bad way, making them look henpecked with the woman in charge. They also show parents controlled by children instead of the opposite.

But then, women have been ‘sex kittens’ in movies for eons.

I love to read the comics everyday but do shake my head in wonder over many of them.

I am not a critical person - unless it is for a well deserved, repeated action and I would expect the same in return.

Everyone has different life experiences with different types of people and all people are not kind or caring.


46 posted on 05/31/2009 12:07:33 PM PDT by potlatch
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