[Pappy Smear]

The extra weight of her breasts could lead to a higher probability of developing tennis elbow. Me watching her play increases the probability of me developing tennis balls.

[IrishPennant]

Bwaaahaaaaaaaaa

squink-squink-squink...(Cleaning coffee from screen)

Reminds me...a buddy and I were in a family style restaurant when an extremely large breasted waitress came up to the table. My buddy looked directly at her left breast, where her name tag said "Tammy" long enough to make it obvious to her he was ogling her attributes. He then looked up at her with a straight face and said "Tammy? That's a sweet name...what did you name the other breast?"

Ba-da-dum...Try the veal!

[LimaLimaMikeFoxtrot]

Sir, you owe me a new keyboard since I spat coffee on mine while reading your post.

My attorney will contact you.

[Big_Monkey]

"The extra weight of her breasts could lead to a higher probability of developing tennis elbow. Me watching her play increases the probability of me developing tennis balls.

People who think conservatives aren't funny simply don't get out enough. Letterman hasn't had a joke that good since the '80s.

[Titan Magroyne]

The extra weight of her breasts could lead to a higher probability of developing tennis elbow. Me watching her play increases the probability of me developing tennis balls. Oh c'mon, you'd develop "tennis" elbow, as well! (And try to claim it's a sports injury at the office...)