Posted on 05/28/2009 11:02:46 AM PDT by Scythian
Wimbledon hopeful Simona Halep wants surgery to reduce the size of her breasts.
Halep, 17, is seen as one of the tennis stars of the future after winning a host of junior titles and a place in the final of the junior French Open last year.
But the 5-foot-5-inch Romanian tennis star said she thinks her 34DD bust is holding her back.
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This is a man-made disaster on the scale of Katrina!!! Don't mess with mother nature!!!
That was Ben Wright.
“Let’s face facts here. Lesbians in the sport hurt women’s golf.”
He was also quoted as saying, “They’re going to a butch game and that furthers the bad image of the game.” He was quoted as saying that homosexuality on the women’s tour “is not reticent. It’s paraded. There’s a defiance in them in the last decade.” And, “Women are handicapped by having boobs. It’s not easy for them to keep their left arm straight, and that’s one of the tenets of the game. Their boobs get in the way.”
No! The humanity!!
I’m sure you don’t mean that “they” make lube jobs more difficult?
My wife is quite large up top also, after we were first married I was sitting at the table one morning trying to figure out what the strange noise was I heard when she ran up the stairs in only her night gown.
Ah, to be so young and naive again....
Right, that was redundant. /sarc
squink-squink-squink...(Cleaning coffee from screen)
Reminds me...a buddy and I were in a family style restaurant when an extremely large breasted waitress came up to the table. My buddy looked directly at her left breast, where her name tag said "Tammy" long enough to make it obvious to her he was ogling her attributes. He then looked up at her with a straight face and said "Tammy? That's a sweet name...what did you name the other breast?"
Ba-da-dum...Try the veal!
It would seem to me that some enterprising garment company would make kevlar or carbon-fiber “underwire bras”. This would certainly avoid the “bra set off the metal detector” problem.
I actually do realize the downfall of big breasts as a woman ages ...but it’s just us guys thinking in short term goodness... :)
My older brother use to tell me...”anything more than a mouthful is wasted”. He was always full of sheite. ;)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He stated "I'm really glad I wasn't born a woman as I'd probably spend a great deal of time fondling my breasts."
LOL
Spot her the first set, or two.
Glad you got the sarcasm....LOL.
For G--'s sake, somebody stop this madness!!
I’ve been trying to get this picture so I can post it for Null...Maybe one of you will have better luck.
http://loonebin-of-jokes.com.pics.sagboob.jpg
How selfish can she be?
Hooter Ping
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