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Al-Qaeda Kidnaps TOTUS (Broken News!)
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| 5-23-09
| Kommisar Blogunov
Posted on 05/24/2009 8:24:01 PM PDT by Texas Eagle
In an audacious raid Friday, al-Qaeda terrorists managed to slip past White House security and seize President Obama's teleprompter. Their demands were released in a grainy video, which apparently showed the president's teleprompter, bound and blindfolded but unharmed, while heavily armed masked men stood behind it, quoting from the Qur'an. The content of their demands is not being released.
President Obama, visibly shaken, attempted to address the White House press corps on his own. "Words, uh, um, I, uh, heh-heh, well..."
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: obama; teleprompter; totus; uhhhhh
This is series.
To: AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; george76; ...
LOL!
The Sock Puppet can’t give a speech without it — but he can recite a prayer in Arabic from memory.
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posted on
05/24/2009 8:30:33 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
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To: SunkenCiv
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posted on
05/24/2009 8:33:29 PM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. -- Texas Eagle)
Read the whole thing. Biden and Pelosi’s comments are choice.
To: Texas Eagle
I fear if the TOTUS is rescued, it will have part of its video cable removed and be quoting verses from the Koran.
Time to swear in the VTOTUS.
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posted on
05/24/2009 8:59:51 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(No free man bows to a foreign king.)
To: Texas Eagle
Biden’s fault.
He blabbed about the location of the top-secret storage closet where TOTUS was kept.
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posted on
05/24/2009 9:11:03 PM PDT
by
bigbob
To: Texas Eagle
Obama can’t order a glass of water without a teleprompter. This will shut down his whole presidency—bummer!!
To: Texas Eagle
This is hugh and series, I hope they allow TOTUS a shower as a humanitarian act.
Maybe Obama will trade Biden for TOTUS....
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posted on
05/24/2009 9:14:21 PM PDT
by
Brytani
(No Taxation Without Birth Certification)
To: Texas Eagle
In an audacious raid Friday, al-Qaeda terrorists managed to slip past White House security and seize President Obama's teleprompter.
And that, my friends, is how to render the leadership of the United States utterly helpless. So simple al-Qaida just might figure it out.
BTW, I think the guys in that pic you posted are actually from the Mahdi Army. It says "Islamic Mahdi Movement of Iraq."
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posted on
05/24/2009 9:22:15 PM PDT
by
G8 Diplomat
(I'm learning Arabic, Farsi, Urdu, Pashtu, and Russian so someday you won't have to)
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