Al-Qaeda Kidnaps TOTUS (Broken News!)

thepeoplescube.com ^ | 5-23-09 | Kommisar Blogunov

[Texas Eagle]

In an audacious raid Friday, al-Qaeda terrorists managed to slip past White House security and seize President Obama's teleprompter. Their demands were released in a grainy video, which apparently showed the president's teleprompter, bound and blindfolded but unharmed, while heavily armed masked men stood behind it, quoting from the Qur'an. The content of their demands is not being released.

President Obama, visibly shaken, attempted to address the White House press corps on his own. "Words, uh, um, I, uh, heh-heh, well..."

[Texas Eagle]

This is series.

[SunkenCiv]

LOL!

The Sock Puppet can’t give a speech without it — but he can recite a prayer in Arabic from memory.

[Texas Eagle]

thepeoplescube.com

[caveat emptor]

Read the whole thing. Biden and Pelosi’s comments are choice.

[KarlInOhio]

I fear if the TOTUS is rescued, it will have part of its video cable removed and be quoting verses from the Koran.

Time to swear in the VTOTUS.

[bigbob]

Biden’s fault.

He blabbed about the location of the top-secret storage closet where TOTUS was kept.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Obama can’t order a glass of water without a teleprompter. This will shut down his whole presidency—bummer!!

[Brytani]

This is hugh and series, I hope they allow TOTUS a shower as a humanitarian act.

Maybe Obama will trade Biden for TOTUS....

[G8 Diplomat]

In an audacious raid Friday, al-Qaeda terrorists managed to slip past White House security and seize President Obama's teleprompter.

And that, my friends, is how to render the leadership of the United States utterly helpless. So simple al-Qaida just might figure it out.

BTW, I think the guys in that pic you posted are actually from the Mahdi Army. It says "Islamic Mahdi Movement of Iraq."