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1 posted on 05/22/2009 8:36:19 AM PDT by pissant
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You can’t make this stuff up. (See tag line, it’s very appropriate the last few months.)


2 posted on 05/22/2009 8:38:05 AM PDT by b4its2late (There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.)
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ITS A MENTAL DISORDER FOLKS!!! Pure and simple.


3 posted on 05/22/2009 8:38:16 AM PDT by HamiltonJay
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Brain, meet scrabbled eggs. What the...? New math?
4 posted on 05/22/2009 8:38:39 AM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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hmmm...a real, live, inverted Mr. Garrison!


5 posted on 05/22/2009 8:40:02 AM PDT by Andonius_99 (There are two sides to every issue. One is right, the other is wrong; but the middle is always evil.)
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Katherine Dalton was a sucessful glamour model in her teens and 20s.

6 posted on 05/22/2009 8:40:53 AM PDT by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
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Now you can go screw yourself.


7 posted on 05/22/2009 8:41:07 AM PDT by MES401067 (Lenin called them "useful idiots" I for one have no use for them.)
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Uh, I have always wondered about this ... going from a male to a female seems easy to understand ... you just whack off a few parts and do some stitching.

But I just don’t understand the other way ... how do you go from female to male ... I mean ... where do you get the parts?


8 posted on 05/22/2009 8:41:52 AM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim
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No loss, no gain.


11 posted on 05/22/2009 8:43:10 AM PDT by IbJensen (If Catholics voted based upon the teachings of the church, there would be no abortion and no Obomba.)
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(Thanks to Lerner and Lowe)

HIGGINS
What in all of heaven could’ve promted her to go,
After such a triumph as the ball?
What could’ve depressed her;
What could’ve possessed her?
I cannot understand the wretch at all.

Women are irrational, that’s all there is to that!
There heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags!
They’re nothing but exasperating, irritating,
vacillating, calculating, agitating,
Maddening and infuriating hags!
[To Pickering]
Pickering, why can’t a woman be more like a man?
PICKERING
Hmm?
HIGGINS
Yes...
Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historic’ly fair;
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Well, why can’t a woman be like that?
Why does ev’ryone do what the others do?
Can’t a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do ev’rything their mothers do?
Why don’t they grow up- well, like their father instead?
Why can’t a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please;
Whenever you are with them, you’re always at ease.
Would you be slighted if I didn’t speak for hours?
PICKERING
Of course not!
HIGGINS
Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?
PICKERING
Nonsense.
HIGGINS
Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers?
PICKERING
Never.
HIGGINS
Well, why can’t a woman be like you?
One man in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then there’s one with slight defects;
One, perhaps, whose truthfulness you doubt a bit.
But by and large we are a marvelous sex!
Why can’t a woman take after like a man?
Cause men are so friendly, good natured and kind.
A better companion you never will find.
If I were hours late for dinner, would you bellow?
PICKERING
Of course not!
HIGGINS
If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss?
PICKERING
Nonsense.
HIGGINS
Would you complain if I took out another fellow?
PICKERING
Never.
HIGGINS
Well, why can’t a woman be like us?
[To Mrs. Pearce]
Mrs. Pearce, you’re a woman...
Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
Men are so decent, such regular chaps.
Ready to help you through any mishaps.
Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum.
Why can’t a woman be a chum?
Why is thinking something women never do?
Why is logic never even tried?
Straight’ning up their hair is all they ever do.
Why don’t they straighten up the mess that’s inside?
Why can’t a woman behave like a man?
If I was a woman who’d been to a ball,
Been hailed as a princess by one and by all;
Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing?
And carry on as if my home were in a tree?
Would I run off and never tell me where I’m going?
Why can’t a woman be like me?


12 posted on 05/22/2009 8:43:36 AM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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How about a coupling device that allows for quick interchange of “equipment.” Then the freak can change orientation like you change clothes. You could have a whole selection of attachments:

*) Male - average
*) Male - super sized
*) Female
*) Hermaphrodyte
*) Alien tenticles
*) Leaf blower
*) Edger


14 posted on 05/22/2009 8:45:22 AM PDT by Sax
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LMBO!!


15 posted on 05/22/2009 8:45:34 AM PDT by Lancey Howard
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Will the schools who want to impose and teach the anti-bullying against gays and transsexuals curriculum venture to use this person as an example?

I doubt it. Even the most committed will eventually find themselves tongue-tied.

16 posted on 05/22/2009 8:45:41 AM PDT by 3catsanadog (I plan to give the new President the same respect and dignity the other side gave Bush.)
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Now she/he looks like a metro-sexual Peter Pan elf.


19 posted on 05/22/2009 8:47:41 AM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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This is very confusing....

20 posted on 05/22/2009 8:48:08 AM PDT by DeFault User
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It’s suit coat is too large.


22 posted on 05/22/2009 8:51:00 AM PDT by miele man
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There is no such thing as a sex change. A person is of one sex and one only. Chopping, slicing, molding and grafting do not change one’s sex.
And it’s SEX, not GENDER.
Liberals are sick in the head.


25 posted on 05/22/2009 8:53:41 AM PDT by Leftism is Mentally Deranged (liberalism is truly evil. and liberals have no sense of humor either.)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K1FL7vZBD0


26 posted on 05/22/2009 8:53:54 AM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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There once was a fag from Khartoum

Who took a lesbian up to his room

They argued all night

About who had the right

To do what, to which, and to whom.

27 posted on 05/22/2009 8:53:59 AM PDT by DogBarkTree (Support The American Tea Party)
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I can sympathize- I’ve always felt like a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.


28 posted on 05/22/2009 8:54:13 AM PDT by mikeus_maximus (The GOP is populated by "moderates"; conservatives are just their useful idiots. Go third party!)
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So, if this person has homosexual relations with a man, does that make the man (the real one) actually heterosexual, because he is actually having sex with a woman?


30 posted on 05/22/2009 8:57:39 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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