[Sax]

How about a coupling device that allows for quick interchange of “equipment.” Then the freak can change orientation like you change clothes. You could have a whole selection of attachments:

*) Male - average
*) Male - super sized
*) Female
*) Hermaphrodyte
*) Alien tenticles
*) Leaf blower
*) Edger

[shredderman]

Oh come on! Now you owe me one plasma monitor for that! Mountain Dew does NOT like flat screens!